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The Twelve Threads of Christmas ????

(35 Posts)
Sara65 Tue 18-Jun-19 07:25:07

Please stop!

I haven’t completely recovered from the last one!

ninathenana Tue 18-Jun-19 07:10:48

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Willow500 Tue 18-Jun-19 07:07:53

grin

kittylester Tue 18-Jun-19 06:42:16

Brilliant maw.

Doodle Mon 17-Jun-19 22:47:52

maw grin
At this present ? time. I would like to say that was snow ⛄️ good. Such a tree(t) ?. A real cracker ?of a poem . I’m in the Christmas spirit now. ? Ho Ho Ho ??

Alygran Mon 17-Jun-19 22:44:52

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annsixty Mon 17-Jun-19 22:33:57

Well it has felt like November here today so I don't feel I have enough time to get everything done.
I usually leave sprouts until October so Thank you for the reminder.

grannyqueenie Mon 17-Jun-19 21:42:46

Ha ha that made me laugh ?. Any day now the charity C*******s catalogues will start dropping through the letterbox, it seems to get earlier each year ..... and summer hasn’t even arrived where I live ?. I think I might need a large g&t, cheers maw ?

Marydoll Mon 17-Jun-19 21:41:32

Maw ?

MawBroonsback Mon 17-Jun-19 21:23:17

On the first thread of Christmas
It was still mid June
Do you think this might be posting too soon?

On the second thread of Christmas
I feared I had to moan
I thought I might be on my own

On the third thread of Christmas
I felt a little cross
My DD says” Can she bring her horse?”

On the fourth thread of Christmas
I thought I’d better buy
At least a lovely ham and turkey pie

On the fifth thread of Christmas
We were a couple more
My sister and my brother in law

On the sixth thread of Christmas
I knew that I would need
A duvet and some extra sheets

On the seventh thread of Christmas
I went up to the loft
but the Christmas tree was eaten by moths

On the eighth thread of Christmas
Before getting ready to go out
I thought I’d better put on the sprouts

On the ninth thread of Christmas
The grocery order came
But it wasn’t the one I’d booked in my name

On the tenth thread of Christmas
I went to peel the spuds
But the whole lot turned out to be duds

On the eleventh thread of Christmas
My guests started to arrive
Were we really going to be TWENTY FIVE?

On the twelfth thread of Christmas
I went to get the booze
Packed it in a suitcase
And went off on a two week CRUISE.