Gransnet Christmas Party 2019

Oh bugger ...expressed horror!

In honour of another thread where some e pressed borrow...I shall be wearing a light up , musical Christmas sweater !!

Dusting off that old black dress and high heeled shoes ( as if I could walk in them) will have my once a year sherry and order my late night taxi ! Sorted!!

I've heard that Chris Rea's car has failed it's MOT ?

I also love the Greg Lake song, I Believe in Father Christmas.

Could I bring a mountain of smoked salmon?
Ooh, and trifle?
And lashings of tea?

A party! I am on my own at Christmas apart from my cats.
Folk don’t know what they are missing. Or maybe they do !

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve.
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I like that song by Greg Lake x

Good morning all- a bit early for jokes for me but Merry Christmas all. [thcsmile]

I love anagrams to ( long face emoji lacking on here)
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.

My favourite seasonal joke, so far:

A line of Santa’s little helpers dance into a bar. The barman (who loves an anagram) says ‘why the elf conga?’

Lara I am a laydee and I could not possibly do gaudy!