Gransnet Christmas Party 2019

Lara I am a laydee and I could not possibly do gaudy!

My favourite seasonal joke, so far:

A line of Santa’s little helpers dance into a bar. The barman (who loves an anagram) says ‘why the elf conga?’

I love anagrams to ( long face emoji lacking on here)
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.

Good morning all- a bit early for jokes for me but Merry Christmas all. [thcsmile]

A party! I am on my own at Christmas apart from my cats.
Folk don’t know what they are missing. Or maybe they do !

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve.
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I like that song by Greg Lake x

I also love the Greg Lake song, I Believe in Father Christmas.

Could I bring a mountain of smoked salmon?
Ooh, and trifle?
And lashings of tea?

I've heard that Chris Rea's car has failed it's MOT ?

Dusting off that old black dress and high heeled shoes ( as if I could walk in them) will have my once a year sherry and order my late night taxi ! Sorted!!

In honour of another thread where some e pressed borrow...I shall be wearing a light up , musical Christmas sweater !!

Oh bugger ...expressed horror!

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Well, I'm not sure i'll look quite that good in my Christmas jumper.

Reported.

I quite like the Christmas song by Leona Lewis,called One mor e sleep??

We have snow today very festive, and Bleedin cold !

"It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas", two youngest grandchildren helped put up and decorate the tree. We made some cards, drank hot chocolate and watched the Grinch.
Perfect? mayhem .

We have finally got decorations sorted ,wrapping pressies today ?We had two very excited GC yesterday singing Christmas songs ??

I could do with cheering up - thanks gransnet.
We're going away to distant daughter's for a week over Christmas so we haven't put up a tree. Still not bought all Christmas presents and annoyingly a couple of birthday presents. DH does nothing except the occasional unhelpful suggestion. Came home 5 pm yesterday after looking for gifts in a very crowded town. DH not even started evening meal let alone put the kettle on. I've been sulking ever since. I know it's childish but I have to start again today doing everything. No, I'm not going to ask.

Sorry, rant over. Thank goodness for gransnet!

Please add Walking in the air from the Snowman sung by Aled Jones. It always reminds me of Christmas. Thanks.

The kettle's always on in Soop's kitchen but in here it's champagne central!

Last Christmas, Mary's Boy Child (Johnny Mathis X

Well dragonfly, Pooh and Piglet are taking us all to the pub first ... (see her earlier thread *To lighten the mood a bit ...*)

But we’ll come on after that .... can we have lots of virtual crisps, nuts and canapés please ... as they are obviously calorie free. Also many glasses of (virtual) fizz for me please ... as it is obviously hang-over free.

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Here are some decorations you might like:

A Winter's Tale - David Essex , Run Run Rudolph- Bryan Adams , Mary's Boy Child - Boney M, Merry Christmas Everybody - Slade , White Christmas- Bing Crosby, Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Judy Garland. Merry Christmas to you - Nat King Cole.