I can recommend Prosecco from LIDL. Very good price and like most of LIDL's stuff, it tastes excellent. Already stocked up with a load for Christmas, but the way it is going, I may have to buy more. My drink of choice is a nice Scotch and LIDL's Queen Margot is smooth and drinkable at a very reasonable price. Trouble is, I drink far too much of it.
Some people like tea and some like coffee, as far as I am concerned, if you like something, enjoy it, if you don't, then leave it alone, but don't denigrate others for their legitimate tastes. If we were all the same, life would be exceptionally boring. Prosecco for those that like it. Port for those that like that, although I have never found Port very thirst quenching, but I do like it. Goes well with Brandy and cheese.