The Twelve Days of Christmas

I wondered what was coming as I thought the thread a tad early but I absolutely loved it.

grandtante
"Although it might be easier
To put it in the freezier ( ?)
And wouldn't be much worse
Than my silly little verse
It's more fun by a mile
To try to raise a smile "
Have a lovely Saturday! ???

I really enjoyed that.

I did wonder however why you didn't put some of the wretched bird in the freezer, or just outside, if there was frost.

Clever verse!!

Wonderful witty and clever poem from Maw.
Looking forward to her triumphant return.

A very cleverly done poem by Maw, but it made me feel quite green towards the end of it Turkey ? Bah Humbug !

( it would have been in the bin on the 3rd day knowing me )

Yes, kitty, you are quite right, that's what I was thinking!
And a strange thread revival...
Great poem from Maw though, I momentarily thought that she was 'free'

Poor maths! What about the other 11 days?

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Really good made me laugh thank you.

Maw

Made me laugh out loud, to consternation of DH drinking his morning tea. You are very clever, Maw, and I have copied your little gem into my commonplace book as the last contribution of 2019.

excellent

Maw, you are brilliant, love it ,

Brilliant Maw loved the Alka Seltzer rhyme,

Ha Ha, brilliant ?? We had turkey curry last night, left over curry will be frozen this morning to be brought out to ~~scare~~ surprise them when least expected

I loved it Maw

Loved this MawB, thank you

Well done, Maw ?

Like it Maw

Very good - how clever.

I especially appreciated ‘the snow flakes scurried - we had the turkey curried’ - that’s genius ...