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Top 10 Christmas Jokes for 2020

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Granny23 Thu 10-Dec-20 00:19:07

The Top 10 Christmas Jokes

This Christmas joke about Dominic Cummings has been voted the best of the year

1. What is Dominic Cummings’ favourite Christmas song? Driving Home for Christmas.

2. Did you hear that production was down at Santa’s workshop? Many of his workers have had to Elf isolate!

3. Why didn’t Mary and Joseph make it to Bethlehem? All Virgin flights were cancelled.

4. Why are Santa’s reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve? They have herd immunity.

5. Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown? Because the “Arrrr!” rate had risen.

6. Why is it best to think of 2020 like a panto? Because eventually, it’s behind you.

7. Why couldn’t Mary and Joseph join their work conference call? Because there was no Zoom at the inn.

8. Why can’t Boris Johnson make his Christmas cake until the last minute? He doesn’t know how many tiers it should have.

9. What do the Trumps do for Christmas dinner? They put on a super spread.

10. Which Christmas film was 30 years ahead of its time? Home Alone.

FannyCornforth Thu 10-Dec-20 00:32:19

Oh dear.
Who on earth voted?
The Cummings one isn't funny at all. It doesn't even really make sense. He wasn't 'going home'...tchconfused
The only one I like is the pirate one because it's silly.

WOODMOUSE49 Thu 10-Dec-20 00:39:14

This was 20:

Why did Mary and Joseph have to travel to Bethlehem? Because they couldn't book a home delivery.