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Christmas
A festive hello to all gransnetters! 
As everyone else seems to already have their fairy lights twinkling and baubles out, we thought it’s time for us to do the same. So welcome everyone to our annual Gransnet Christmas Party. As health has been top of most of our agendas this year, we’re thrilled that Ensure NutriVigor is sponsoring this year’s festivities.
Not only that but they are giving one lucky gransnetter on this thread a £100 voucher to spend at a shop of their choice to start the new year in style (usual competition T&Cs apply). The winner will be picked at random from all who comment on this thread by 11am on 1st January 2021, so don’t forget to pop on and wish your fellow GNers a merry Christmas! 
It’s fair to say 2020 has been a bit of a shocker, and we know that because of health concerns, long distances, or many other reasons, plenty of you will be spending Christmas on your own. Which is where the Gransnet Virtual Christmas Party comes in. No need to battle the ghastly traffic, icy weather or smile through the sprouts. Simply don your sparkliest finery, pour a glass of your favourite tipple and come join us for some good company, virtual mince pies and questionable taste in Christmas decor - we do gaudy very well here at HQ. 
Everyone is welcome (as long as you bring something tasty to add to our virtual buffet) and even if you’ve got a busy day planned do pop in and wish your fellow gransnetters a Merry Christmas.
In the meantime shall we get into the spirit with some really cheesy Christmas jokes? Who’s first?
To All the Sassy Ladies of Gransnet
You will need 20 minutes to prepare for the following party experience, please squat or sit down with your favourite tipple, there are one or two rules to follow so it is important that you click on the links sequentially
You are all cordially invited to my ‘Virtual Bond-Themed Dinner Party’ on the 26th December 2020 www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUC8dJ0D6sA
Attendees Dress code: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLpuVgg9ApQ
Face masks are not compulsory but if you wish to wear one details are here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uob0AuMZynY
Banquet: 19.00-21.00hrs
Food can be ordered from here:
www.mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb/menu/happy-meal.html
Please state food allergies when ordering
Dancing: 21.00-23.00
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP8WxCw5VEY
Party Bags: pre-orders taken or DIY here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Xnr0LAznQ
Carriages at 12md: Contact: www.uber.com/gb/en-gb/
STRICTLY it’s not necessary to bring wine or gifts to the party however, if you have enjoyed yourself in the last half hour please think about donating to your local food bank or a childrens charity
Enjoy your evening and keep safe in 2021.
My warm regards to all
therustyfairy
xx
Wishing you all the best for the coming year.
A photo from 10 years ago as a children’s entertainer.
I’m on the right.
Magic Maggie
So this time last year we were blissfully unaware of the horrors of 2020. Forearmed is forewarned. Never take anything for granted and be thankful for what you have. Merry Christmas everyone. Be safe, be happy, be kind and all the best for 2021 
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