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The Gransnet Virtual Christmas party 2020 with Ensure NutriVigor

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NatashaGransnet (GNHQ) Mon 14-Dec-20 10:25:42

A festive hello to all gransnetters! tchsmile

As everyone else seems to already have their fairy lights twinkling and baubles out, we thought it’s time for us to do the same. So welcome everyone to our annual Gransnet Christmas Party. As health has been top of most of our agendas this year, we’re thrilled that Ensure NutriVigor is sponsoring this year’s festivities.

Not only that but they are giving one lucky gransnetter on this thread a £100 voucher to spend at a shop of their choice to start the new year in style (usual competition T&Cs apply). The winner will be picked at random from all who comment on this thread by 11am on 1st January 2021, so don’t forget to pop on and wish your fellow GNers a merry Christmas! flowers

It’s fair to say 2020 has been a bit of a shocker, and we know that because of health concerns, long distances, or many other reasons, plenty of you will be spending Christmas on your own. Which is where the Gransnet Virtual Christmas Party comes in. No need to battle the ghastly traffic, icy weather or smile through the sprouts. Simply don your sparkliest finery, pour a glass of your favourite tipple and come join us for some good company, virtual mince pies and questionable taste in Christmas decor - we do gaudy very well here at HQ. tchgrin

Everyone is welcome (as long as you bring something tasty to add to our virtual buffet) and even if you’ve got a busy day planned do pop in and wish your fellow gransnetters a Merry Christmas.

In the meantime shall we get into the spirit with some really cheesy Christmas jokes? Who’s first?

granofone Thu 24-Dec-20 09:23:49

How do Snowmen travel? on an icicle

BradfordLass73 Thu 24-Dec-20 08:08:49

santatracker.google.com/likealight.html

Daddima Wed 23-Dec-20 17:16:54

Pittcity

My children asked for a traditional Victorian Christmas so I've given them a 90 hour working week and rickets.

My favourite!

yoeydavis Wed 23-Dec-20 00:09:52

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!

kamoc Tue 22-Dec-20 19:42:39

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws!

quizqueen Tue 22-Dec-20 19:13:45

My granddaughter's favourite ....why is Elsa never invited to parties where there are balloons?...because she let them go.

dwgw6062 Mon 21-Dec-20 22:12:29

A fish swims into a wall. Dam! ??

xsophiefx Mon 21-Dec-20 20:22:41

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!

Pittcity Mon 21-Dec-20 16:36:23

My children asked for a traditional Victorian Christmas so I've given them a 90 hour working week and rickets.

owl5454 Mon 21-Dec-20 16:35:06

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Can I get anyone a drink, I'm having my annual baileys

Pittcity Mon 21-Dec-20 12:38:09

New tier 5 rules for Christmas Day ?

NanaJan2020 Mon 21-Dec-20 11:25:38

I wish everyone on their own this year a gentle Christmas, full of self care and kindness to yourselves, in the company of the person who loves you most in the world. Virtual hugs and smiles of support to anyone who needs them ?? Janet xx xx

DC64 Sun 20-Dec-20 22:07:54

?... What kind of Christmas music do elves like? ...
?... ‘Wrap’ music
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Merry Christmas... hope you get to be with it virtually see your nearest and dearest!

Alioop Sun 20-Dec-20 21:59:47

Merry Christmas To You All!

Pittcity Sun 20-Dec-20 20:52:15

Here's another one.

mauraB Sun 20-Dec-20 20:38:52

Happy Christmas Everyone!
When I was a kid I loved carols.
I remember singing with great gusto "We three kings are Vory and Tar" I thought it meant big and brave.

Nicole1709 Sun 20-Dec-20 20:30:48

What cheese is made backwards? Edam smile

Pittcity Sun 20-Dec-20 20:27:15

Annaram
Chris Rea is famous for singing Driving Home for Christmas. This year he had set off but had to turn back after Boris cancelled Christmas ?
There are always loads of Chris Rea jokes at Christmas.

vickya Sun 20-Dec-20 18:12:02

Merry Yule everyone
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!

Daddima Sun 20-Dec-20 17:54:00

Bad fire here I come!

moggie57 Sun 20-Dec-20 17:44:16

I won't be on my mobile on Christmas day.day of the lords.

Annaram1 Sun 20-Dec-20 17:40:23

Lovely jokes on here!

But silly me I dont understand the Chris Rea one? Could somebody explain please?

hannahbjm Sun 20-Dec-20 16:52:25

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for the fresh prints!

dorabelle100 Sun 20-Dec-20 15:57:16

loved that joke thank you for a laugh out loud - merry christmas

lesleybs Sun 20-Dec-20 15:32:26

Merry Christmas to everyone and keep safe.