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The Gransnet Virtual Christmas party 2020 with Ensure NutriVigor

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NatashaGransnet (GNHQ) Mon 14-Dec-20 10:25:42

A festive hello to all gransnetters! tchsmile

As everyone else seems to already have their fairy lights twinkling and baubles out, we thought it’s time for us to do the same. So welcome everyone to our annual Gransnet Christmas Party. As health has been top of most of our agendas this year, we’re thrilled that Ensure NutriVigor is sponsoring this year’s festivities.

Not only that but they are giving one lucky gransnetter on this thread a £100 voucher to spend at a shop of their choice to start the new year in style (usual competition T&Cs apply). The winner will be picked at random from all who comment on this thread by 11am on 1st January 2021, so don’t forget to pop on and wish your fellow GNers a merry Christmas! flowers

It’s fair to say 2020 has been a bit of a shocker, and we know that because of health concerns, long distances, or many other reasons, plenty of you will be spending Christmas on your own. Which is where the Gransnet Virtual Christmas Party comes in. No need to battle the ghastly traffic, icy weather or smile through the sprouts. Simply don your sparkliest finery, pour a glass of your favourite tipple and come join us for some good company, virtual mince pies and questionable taste in Christmas decor - we do gaudy very well here at HQ. tchgrin

Everyone is welcome (as long as you bring something tasty to add to our virtual buffet) and even if you’ve got a busy day planned do pop in and wish your fellow gransnetters a Merry Christmas.

In the meantime shall we get into the spirit with some really cheesy Christmas jokes? Who’s first?

beverly10 Sun 20-Dec-20 15:26:38

MawBe
Pigs in blankets had me in stitches.Wool or cellular? tchgrin

Vhall254 Sun 20-Dec-20 15:08:53

What goes "Oh, Oh, Oh"?

Santa walking backwards

my GS favourite!

GrannyBettie Sun 20-Dec-20 14:11:30

This made me laugh

Heyduggie Sun 20-Dec-20 13:17:49

I like that one too ..

Kittyme1 Sun 20-Dec-20 12:30:56

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me if you hear Santa coming.

Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a safe 2021.

DiscoDancer1975 Sun 20-Dec-20 11:35:04

Oh my goodness purpleskull, that is hilarious ?

redsue Sun 20-Dec-20 11:03:30

Have a Happy and peaceful Christmas everyone. Its been a hard year to get through but hopefully we will start to move into better times soon.

Lewie Sun 20-Dec-20 10:56:42

How did Scrooge win the football game?

The ghost of Christmas passed!

Wishing a Healthy and Happy Christmas to Everyone on GN
and a much better 2021! tchsmile

missdeke Sun 20-Dec-20 10:39:27

thoght you might like to see my cat proof Christmas tree

harrysgran Sun 20-Dec-20 10:24:47

Where do elves go when they aren't feeling well ? the elf centre ??? Merry Christmas

25Avalon Sun 20-Dec-20 10:24:43

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.

Happy Christmas restrictions permitting and a vaccine New Year.

Samiejb Sun 20-Dec-20 10:23:51

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even

HiPpyChick57 Sun 20-Dec-20 06:52:15

What do you call an elf who’s won millions on the lottery?

Welfy

Merry Christmas everyone ???

alabaster Sun 20-Dec-20 06:37:16

Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
Because it's too far to go to get lunch!

Genty Sun 20-Dec-20 05:45:09

m.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDkCOJO3pc&feature=youtu.be

sweir1 Sat 19-Dec-20 21:58:22

What do Santa's elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

iamraychysmith Sat 19-Dec-20 21:31:32

How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited?

He keeps a logbook.

Pittcity Sat 19-Dec-20 19:59:33

I've just seen Chris Rea doing a U turn on the A1!

Grandchildren2 Sat 19-Dec-20 19:54:47

How does one join the virtual Christmas Party?

ceejayen Sat 19-Dec-20 19:34:59

What do Santa's little helpers learn?
The elf-abet!

Sawsage2 Sat 19-Dec-20 18:40:38

One day a Russian man named Olf was being rude telling people he knew the weather the next day would be wet. A woman just ignored him but her wise husband said 'Rude Olf the Red knows rain dear!

kayabunny Sat 19-Dec-20 17:33:44

What's a snowman's favourite food?

Ice krispies!

Lorraine379 Sat 19-Dec-20 15:52:46

What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty the snowman with a hot flush!

Ikea1234 Sat 19-Dec-20 14:50:34

What's pink & slippery?

My slippers ?

blimpy Sat 19-Dec-20 14:32:05

What do you call an old snowman?

Water