This made me smile this morning - NB, not for any more Proper GNers

Mouse-bottomed. Love it ?

vampirequeen

I really hope I'm improper

Thinking about it, there is no way I'm proper

According to lemongrove I shouldn't even be here!

Poor mismaligned rats and newts - models of sobriety, the lot of them.
Now judges however...

I really hope I'm improper

Thinking about it, there is no way I'm proper

Callistemon my mood is imitating the weather (or could it be the other way round)

I may have a Sherry and a mince pie at for lunch.

A good follow on from the coffee and mince pie for breakfast ?

"Pissed as a newt" seems a bit older than "rat-arsed". Now I'm going to have to Google them to see what I can discover.
Up here everyone gets "mortal" which I suppose can' t offend even'proper' GNers

Luckygirl

I would love to know the derivation of rat-arsed. Or is it blindingly obvious to the less naive?!

No, it's a puzzle!

As is "pissed as a newt"
Do newts get drunk?

Excuse my language on a Monday morning
☕ coffee only

"Mouse-bummed" sounds like like a non-alcoholic version. I shall be getting mouse-bummed on tea and hot chocolate.

Love it!!

I would love to know the derivation of rat-arsed. Or is it blindingly obvious to the less naive?!

Esspee

I’m wondering what a proper Gransnetter is.

Hyacinths?

As for me - Ooh, you are awful! But I liked it ???

What a cute way to get bladdered!
Are there proper GNers and improper ones?

Yes! ??

Brilliant ??

I’m wondering what a proper Gransnetter is.

?I’ve been mouse-bummed most of the weekend!

Love it really ? funny

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