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This made me smile this morning - NB, not for any more Proper GNers

(47 Posts)
Witzend Mon 21-Dec-20 09:46:40

My brother, whose birthday is today, told me he’s going to get suitably mouse-bummed later.

dragonfly46 Mon 21-Dec-20 09:47:38

grin grin

Oopsadaisy1 Mon 21-Dec-20 09:51:36

😊

Gwyneth Mon 21-Dec-20 09:53:23

Love it really 😂 funny

Lona Mon 21-Dec-20 09:54:21

tchgrintchgrin

Nannylovesshopping Mon 21-Dec-20 09:58:14

🤣I’ve been mouse-bummed most of the weekend!

Esspee Mon 21-Dec-20 10:05:30

I’m wondering what a proper Gransnetter is.

GrannyGravy13 Mon 21-Dec-20 10:06:44

Brilliant 👍🏻

MawBe Mon 21-Dec-20 10:09:02

Yes! 👍👍

FannyCornforth Mon 21-Dec-20 10:12:46

What a cute way to get bladdered!
Are there proper GNers and improper ones?

Callistemon Mon 21-Dec-20 10:13:46

Esspee

I’m wondering what a proper Gransnetter is.

Hyacinths?

As for me - Ooh, you are awful! But I liked it 😂😂😂

Daisymae Mon 21-Dec-20 10:15:55

smile

Luckygirl Mon 21-Dec-20 10:20:20

I would love to know the derivation of rat-arsed. Or is it blindingly obvious to the less naive?!

kittylester Mon 21-Dec-20 10:23:45

Love it!!

rockgran Mon 21-Dec-20 10:27:14

"Mouse-bummed" sounds like like a non-alcoholic version. I shall be getting mouse-bummed on tea and hot chocolate. tchgrin

Callistemon Mon 21-Dec-20 10:27:29

Luckygirl

I would love to know the derivation of rat-arsed. Or is it blindingly obvious to the less naive?!

No, it's a puzzle!

As is "pissed as a newt"
Do newts get drunk?

Excuse my language on a Monday morning
☕ coffee only

trisher Mon 21-Dec-20 10:33:15

"Pissed as a newt" seems a bit older than "rat-arsed". Now I'm going to have to Google them to see what I can discover.
Up here everyone gets "mortal" which I suppose can' t offend even'proper' GNers

GrannyGravy13 Mon 21-Dec-20 10:35:54

Callistemon my mood is imitating the weather (or could it be the other way round)

I may have a Sherry and a mince pie at for lunch.

A good follow on from the coffee and mince pie for breakfast 😂

vampirequeen Mon 21-Dec-20 10:38:33

I really hope I'm improper grin

Thinking about it, there is no way I'm proper grin

FannyCornforth Mon 21-Dec-20 10:39:18

Poor mismaligned rats and newts - models of sobriety, the lot of them.
Now judges however...

FannyCornforth Mon 21-Dec-20 10:40:40

vampirequeen

I really hope I'm improper grin

Thinking about it, there is no way I'm proper grin

According to lemongrove I shouldn't even be here! tchgrin

LauraNorder Mon 21-Dec-20 10:41:23

Mouse-bottomed. Love it 🍷

GrannyGravy13 Mon 21-Dec-20 10:41:59

vampirequeen

I really hope I'm improper grin

Thinking about it, there is no way I'm proper grin

The thought of being proper is horrifying 💄💅👠👙🍾

Helen657 Mon 21-Dec-20 10:43:56

🤣🤣🤣👍

EllanVannin Mon 21-Dec-20 10:44:13

Made my day---Mouse-bummed. gringrin