A couple were Christmas shopping and the shopping centre was packed and as the wife walked round she realised her husband was nowhere to be seen. She became so worried that she called him on his mobile phone.
In a quiet voice he answered “Do you remember the jewellers we went to 10 years ago when you fell in love with that diamond necklace we couldn’t afford and I told you I’d get it for you one day?
The wife choked up and started to cry and said “ Oh yes darling I do remember that shop” Her husband replied “Well, I’m in the pub next door to it!
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