I’ve just decorated a plain fresh wreath and hung it on the front door, and…

Enid, 😂.

Well, dh didn’t notice the wreath when he finally came home, nor the little 🎄, but he certainly noticed the mince pies! And inhaled half a dozen before bedtime.

It might be a slight exaggeration, but I’ve been known to say that he wouldn’t notice if I went out topless with my nipples painted green.

Witzend

*Enid*, 😂.

Well, dh didn’t notice the wreath when he finally came home, nor the little 🎄, but he certainly noticed the mince pies! And inhaled half a dozen before bedtime.

It might be a slight exaggeration, but I’ve been known to say that he wouldn’t notice if I went out topless with my nipples painted green.

He might not notice but plenty of others would

LauraNorderr

Orlin is the same, just as well he’s not a fruit machine the time it takes for the penny to drop.

😂😂😂😂

Mine is exactly the same, but as others have said mince pies etc get swiped everytime he goes past, however he certainly notices when something isnt done.

My DH has all the right compliments lined up in his head, but doesn’t necessarily get the timing right.

“Lovely haircut!”

“I haven’t been yet, it’s tomorrow!”

maddyone

No, mine not only notices but would take over if I let him is actively involved in Christmas preparations.

Mines the same- running round organising - absolutely exhausting- perhaps he hasn’t realised yet that I’m not a fan of Christmas??!!

Mine just moans the whole time about any joyful Christmas item, expense, flowers, tree, cards !
…he is lovely occassionally

Living alone as I have done since losing my husband many years ago, I don't decorate at all. When OH was alive he just loved to do the decorating as he had missed being at home a lot when he was younger. He always made a super job of it, but always on Christmas Eve, so everything was part of the 'magic' of Christmas for the children when they csme down to see uf Santa had been.

I have the greatest hubby ever, but does he notice things, absolutely NOT! You could put him in front of an identity parade and he wouldn’t have a clue.
Another example… one day when I knew we were going to be in for the day , I made up one side of my face only, ie. eyebrows, eyeshadow, mascara, and one half of my lipstick. Did he notice, despite sitting opposite me on several occasions throughout the day, NO!!🤣🤣 But I wouldn’t change him for the world.

Many men are totally clueless and thoughtless (but not all, I know)…
However they are first to notice some of the stupidest and wrong things 🙄😂 Oh yeah…

My husband is very kind, generous, thoughtful - and rarely comments if I make changes to my hair, clothes, or household. In recent months he has tried very hard to ‘notice’ these things AND make a comment, but I can see the effort it takes. 😂

My lovely late husband would definitely have noticed and commented favourably. He used to love decorating the tree. He would arrive home early (he worked away from home), put up the tree, put the lights on it and leave a note to the children saying he was the Christmas fairy but was so busy he hadn't been able to finish the tree and could they do it? He would they drive off and wait in a lay by till I arrived home with the children. They, of course, totally believed the letter and when he turned up shortly afterwards we would finish off the decorating as a family. Lovely memories especially as I am missing him so much.

Oh dear, that's me I'm really un observant, I was once at a toddler group (I worked with children) it was my 50th birthday, I popped to the loo, when I came back I sat in the chair I was sitting in before, then everyone starting singing happy birthday to me, and as I looked around they had decorated my chair and area with balloons and party things, and I'd not noticed a thing 🙈 as I look back at it, I can't believe I didn't notice, I must have been so focused on whatever, that i just didn't see it, and unfortunately I'm still the same now 🙈

Mine husband doesn’t notice much. I have cut down on my usual decorations this year. Feeling sad as this year I feel the granddaughters have grown out of the joy of Christmas - preferring money to actual presents, relations having mental health issues. I am responsible for most everything so have decided to not have outside lights year. Sounds ‘bah humbug’ but that’s how it is.

My DH is in charge of decorating. I'm food and clearing up

LauraNorderr

Orlin is the same, just as well he’s not a fruit machine the time it takes for the penny to drop.

Love this, I have a partner like that.