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The Gransnet virtual Christmas party 2023

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AnnieGransnet (GNHQ) Mon 11-Dec-23 15:05:12

Welcome, everyone to our virtual Christmas party.

We have our incredibly tasteless decorations strung up, a plate of mince pies, and a vat of Baileys at the ready.

We know that for many reasons, some GNers might be spending the festive season on their own, so, if that's the case and you fancy some company - or if you just want to drop in away from the chaos of home, do join us. All are welcome.

Anything goes - from your favourite recipes, and worst festive jokes*, to TV and film recommendations. And if you let us know your favourite Christmas song, we'll add them all to a playlist.

So, grab your preferred beverage, don your cosiest jumper, and celebrate with your fellow GNers. Merry Christmas!

*What is Santa’s favourite pizza?
One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even.

Grannmarie Thu 28-Dec-23 21:01:56

I've brought the Hoover and bin bags, I think the party is over ?
Thank you, Anniegransnet and all who contributed, hope to see you all again next Christmas!

rubysong Mon 25-Dec-23 21:59:46

Hope everyone has had a lovely time today. Here's what is left of the sloe gin if anyone fancies a glass. Actually I only had one glass, topped up with lemonade. Do we lose our taste for booze as we get older? A quiet day today for us, before tomorrow's mayhem when DS2 and family descend.

bikergran Mon 25-Dec-23 11:10:42

Off over ti my dad's, but fingers crossed will drop in later with my Inflatable friend grin I used to have two but one disappeared after the last virtual gransnet party[ hmm]

Ziplok Mon 25-Dec-23 10:52:51

Wishing everyone all the best for Christmas. 🎄🎄

Grannynannywanny Mon 25-Dec-23 09:51:13

Wishing everyone a very Happy Christmas 🎄 🎅🏻 🥂

Special thoughts to those Gransnetters who have an empty chair at the Christmas table this year 💐

NotSpaghetti Mon 25-Dec-23 08:21:28

🎄🥳🎁💐🙏
Happy Christmas everyone

DanniRae Mon 25-Dec-23 08:05:23

What's the difference between a snowman and snowwoman?
Oh No! just realised this is too rude!! I'll leave it to you to figure out. tchblush

Gingerrice Mon 25-Dec-23 07:27:51

Coming late ( or early depending how you look at it) to the party but I'm bringing cheese footballs
Still laughing ( politely ) at the duck joke and trying to work it out ....
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Can you smell carrots?

grandMattie Mon 25-Dec-23 06:37:08

Been awake for two hours now, different bed/noises.

My absolute favourite joke, which no one seems to get (there is nothing to get, that’s the joke) is: what’s the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.
Terrible isn’t it? It makes me crease up every time I hear/say it!

Aveline Mon 25-Dec-23 05:43:38

Am wide awake. It's going to be a long day. Time for coffee, fresh orange juice and croissants? I think so.

Aldom Mon 25-Dec-23 00:09:07

It's Christmas Day. Happy Christmas to everyone reading this. flowers

rubysong Mon 25-Dec-23 00:05:32

Happy Christmas everyone.
I'll call in to the party tomorrow and bring my bottle of homemade sloe gin.
Night night x

polomint Sun 24-Dec-23 23:09:06

When's the music starting? I fancy a bit rock music, some jazz, some blues and definitely music to dance along. I'm dressed up with brandy and Babycham in one hand and tablet in another. Not many people arrived yet buy hey ho all turkey is prepared, sprouts carrots etc so I can spare a few hours here

Grannmarie Sun 24-Dec-23 23:05:04

Aww, sorry to hear that, Aveline, I hope the wee family recovers quickly and can celebrate Christmas later.

Tillytrotter, your canapés look scrumptious, I much prefer savoury to sweet, but I am tempted by Marydoll's tablet.

We are away visiting our AC and DGC tomorrow, so I will wish all our party goers the best Christmas possible, cheers!🥂 🎅

Aveline Sun 24-Dec-23 18:32:59

Well I'm in unexpectedly. Poor DD and DSiL and both DGSs have a horrible bug. Very painful coughing and just wanting/needing to sleep all day. Hence Christmas is cancelled sad. It's the right thing to do though. I feel so sorry for them. Oh well will have to make do with our house full of snacks and treats.

Coolgran65 Sun 24-Dec-23 17:52:55

Joke..... What do Santa's reindeers get for lunch on Christmas Eve?
Answer. Half an hour !!

AnnieGransnet (GNHQ) Sun 24-Dec-23 17:16:12

Merry Christmas, everyone! We hope you're all having a relaxing time with lots of lovely snacks. We're just about to crack open the festive gin and begin the traditional complaining about the TV.

TillyTrotter Sat 23-Dec-23 12:33:42

I’ve been practicing with BBC recipe “potato cake with smoked salmon+cream cheese canapés” and am leaving a tray here on the side.
They’re a bit of a pfaff to make (probably just buy blini’s and load them up next time) but they are more’ish.
Try for yourselves …….

Bonnybanko Fri 22-Dec-23 07:46:31

Dottydots is that the famous Chanel wee black dress if so please post a photo

Bonnybanko Fri 22-Dec-23 07:44:41

Marydoll tablet for me please with a little rum and raisin fudge and a drop of Prosecco 🎉🎉🎉🎉

DanniRae Fri 22-Dec-23 07:28:04

I am only coming to the party if Colin is going to be there ..... or Mr Firth to you lot. He and I are great friends after I wrote him a letter saying how much I loved him as Mr Darcy and he sent me a signed photo!
Impressive eh? tchgrin

Catterygirl Thu 21-Dec-23 23:55:47

When a teenager, my date would often drive me an hour away from home close to Southend. On arrival at a pub they would ask reluctantly what I would like and I said half a lager. When my dad heard about this he told me to ask for brandy and baby Cham. Not a great idea as made me sick.

Gwyllt Thu 21-Dec-23 22:25:56

Is the party still going on. With all the talk of Babycham there wil have to be cheese cubes and pineapple on cocktail sticks
How many should I bring ❓

MrsKen33 Thu 21-Dec-23 19:09:59

If George Clooney is going to be there, I shall leave.

Dottydots Thu 21-Dec-23 18:12:22

Well, if George Clooney is going to be there, I must dig out my black dress with the plunging neckline. He won't be able to resist me.