Win a gorgeous Mason Cash baking range worth £130!

I have a couple,
A good baker will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast he can do.

And

They met in cooking class. It was boil meets grill.

Muffin ventured, Muffin gained or You aint seen Muffin yet!! The Rolling Scones and The Yeastie Boys were good!

Oh God, I just saw the finishing date, I was rather hoping it would be next week so I can stop!

Can someone please stop me being able to post on this? Can I be banned from a thread?

These are fabulous!

To the latecomer at the village fete cake stall: "Sorry, all's scone!"

What the Passionate Shepherd really meant to say to his Love

(With sincere apologies to Christopher Marlowe)

Come live with me and be my oven glove
And we will all the yeasty pleasures prove
That mills and millers, farmers and fields
And all that Mr.Hovis* yields.

*insert favourite brand here, sadly Tesco Strong White Value Range didn't have quite the right ring to it, neither did it scan.

I cleaned out an entire china cabinet while thinking that one up!

A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

there"s nothing like being a crust above the rest

When Good King Wenceslas was asked how he wanted his Pizza, he replied " Deep pan, crisp and even"

Why was the the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!

Our local baker had 12 children, there was always a bun in the oven

Why did the baker have brown fingers?
He Kneaded a poo.

(sorry but its one of those kids jokes my son used to find really funny and couldnt resist posting it)!

Muffin ventured, muffin gained.

What do you call a pillaging pastry?

A pierate!

Good bakers will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast they can do

A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef

If you wanted loaves and fishes couldn't you just have Pikelets.

All you knead is love

The local baker was paying his staff based on a flourly rate.

Admiral Nelson was asked how he liked his Bacon..."Crispy Hardy"

Olive story - (one that was never consomme-ed.)

(She thought he wanted to mould her, but he just left her stewing.)

'Oh come with me to Genoise', whispered Dariole to Coccotte, 'And I will daube you in (crème) Chantilly and coddle you in (pommes) Lyonnaise.

janerowena

Or at yeast on the up.

This is getting addictive. I'll get back to facebook.

I just read mine and groaned!

Ok, one for the kids

- The disciples knew Jesus was feeling a little peckish, when he suddenly demanded 'Souffle the little children to come unto me!'.

My last effort was a bit better - perhaps I'm on a roll.

I'm hopeless at making bread, but I keep on trying. I feel I've got something to prove.