Win a gorgeous Mason Cash baking range worth £130!

Bread-ing bells? No, we're crust good friends....

... and who can forget the historic Battle of Little Cream Horn with General Custard?

I love listening to opera when I’m cooking – my favourites are Soufflédermaus and Rissoletto.

A good baker will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast she can do

There was a break-in at the bakery, all the cakes were stollen!

I love relaxing with a cuppa and a treat, reading my favourite book by Duncan A Biscuit

What do bakers give women on special occasions? Answer: Flours

Hungry? Roll on breakfast!

Just bread for dinner? I hope it is a wholemeal ...

I had a nasty fall last Friday and am stuck here with my leg propped up with a badly strained ankle and swelling is horrible places - I must be very childish but this has made me laugh for the first time in days!

You can't break an omelette without making eggs.

The world is your lobster.

And if life gives you oranges, make marmalade. ;-)

"You okay?" - "Mason crumble"

Grandchild: Nan, I'm bored, when can we do some baking?
Me: Its ok love, if we win this competition it Mason (may soon?) be cookery time for us and we can make and sell cakes for Cash to raise money for Children in Need.

Old bakers never die, they just keep making lots of dough!

A baker stopped making doughnuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

Every cake counts....towards happiness!

My fishmonger announced he was having a sale so I went to see what the catch was.

Cane sugar can't be beet

You only get out what you pudding.

Or a song for the Queen "..... send her Victorias"

I d'eclair I am cooked.

It's marge-inal whether you can butter me up by using a different fat

It's abundant life

It's a bun life

'The winner bakes it all'

(cue for song!)

"Home is where the tart is" ok I'll get my cake I'm leaving.

Because of my greedy eyes
I ate too many mincy pies
and became an incredible size
People would en-quire
'Have you got a bun in the oven?'
to which I'd give a sigh-a and say
'No it's my jelly belly on display'.
Since then, I've toned my abs
and am allowed to scoff my favourite tarts
and babs, I'm looking fabs!

The SAS voted for their favourite pud - Two Pears Wins!

I'd be bowled over if I owned that gorgeous kitchen set!

A rolling scone gathers no moss.
A Bun in the hand is worth 2 in the oven.
All for cake and cake for all.
"I'll take the pie road and you'll take the dough road."
"A cake, a cake, my kingdom for a cake."

I have been thinking about these all afternoon.

A good baker never has a soggy bottom