Win a gorgeous Mason Cash baking range worth £130!

That would be excellent on a frying pan though mary - 'every day is Fryday'.

Don't go bacon my heart...

90 per cent of baking injuries are stress-related. There are people up and down the country having mental bake-downs

90 per cent of baking injuries are stress-related. There are people up and down the country having mental bake-downs

90 per cent of baking injuries are stress-related. There are people up and down the country having mental bake-downs

A Michelin man wanted a baby, he went into the bakers for some yeast, he had a doughboy.

If the "choux" fits wear it

I'll be backgammon

Here goes:
Muffin Ventured, muffin gained.

If the choux fits, wear it.

Bakers work because the really knead the dough.

Very good.

Why did the Scot's baker never bake baguettes?
He only liked short bread.

Thank Cod it's Fryday.

Or, Thank Cod, it's Pie Day.

Layer off, honey. You only get out what you pudding!!

why did the student eat his homework?
because his teacher said it was a piece of cake (lame i know)

Weigh away

Juiced a minute

Lemon entry Sherlock

Short sift

Shake rattle and Bowl

The earliest known rock n` roll song was " Shake , Bake, Rock all over" by the Knead Dough Men.

Is that banana going black?
Yes it is, oh goodie
Time to get out the mason cash
And give that banana cake recipe a bash!

If you don't have the right topping for a chocolate cake you can always fudge it

Bakers earn the majority of their income in the morning, they earn most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o'clock.

Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady

Its just a scones throw away

I'm a gluten for punishment