I would like to win an I-pad
Because at first I thought they were a fad
I didn't invest in the new tech
Thought it would be gone in a flash, in a sec
But now all my grandchildren do is post and tweet
Skyping is the only way we get to face to face meet
So an i-pad would really sort me out
I would no longer have to shout
To get their attention, a mere little ping
As I could talk to them all day via instant messaging!
Times article claim that Waspi women are tone deaf and should read the room

