I would like to win an I-pad
Because at first I thought they were a fad
I didn't invest in the new tech
Thought it would be gone in a flash, in a sec
But now all my grandchildren do is post and tweet
Skyping is the only way we get to face to face meet
So an i-pad would really sort me out
I would no longer have to shout
To get their attention, a mere little ping
As I could talk to them all day via instant messaging!
Announced But Not Yet Confirmed: £488 Rise For State Pensions
Little Noah, missing 3 year old
I don't know whether I dare post this, but here goes:-

