I would like to win an I-pad
Because at first I thought they were a fad
I didn't invest in the new tech
Thought it would be gone in a flash, in a sec
But now all my grandchildren do is post and tweet
Skyping is the only way we get to face to face meet
So an i-pad would really sort me out
I would no longer have to shout
To get their attention, a mere little ping
As I could talk to them all day via instant messaging!
De-cluttering, still at it, still no end
Yes, Why Are SUV's Getting Even Bigger?
I'm Sure It's a Repeat of the Summer of 1976
Police launch an investigation into Ann Widdecombe death
My dad spent 40 years mastering his craft, and last week someone half his age told him how to eat.😠



