ladygram 14th Nov. 14.

If the wind is in the East the crow will fly west,the dawn will bring good news. The cock will crow as the clock strikes 7. All will become clear for those who need to know.

Thank you Gransnet that made me laugh when life is a bag of s--t just now.

Are the sands sinking???????

Reported - for infectious insanity

No good Pompa, "They" are with us .....

When the wolf howls the owl will hoot.

Unless it's a full moon.

I am but mad North-Northwest! I can tell a hawk from a handsaw!

Ah, but what about a mole?

A mole? The amount of substance that contains an equal number of elementary entities as there are atoms in 12g of the isotope carbon-12?

Are we being recruited for industrial espionage in the General Conference on Weights and Measures?

Keep it under your hat, I can hear someone coming.

You daft lot! What have I been missing today? The world has gone mad.

Not the world, Nelliemoser - just bits of it, but not our bit...(keep it under your hat!)

Phew, it's you NellieM - thought it was one of "Them"