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The collie sat on the holly - he howled and growled

Kiwis sit on Christmas Trees

The shark in the park is throwing snowballs at the prawn on the lawn

Frogs sit on yule logs

Giraffes sit on the Chiefs of Staff, for a laff (I'm also Northern!)

The spider sat down beside her

Raindeers are dear, dear

The hedgehog sips on the eggnog.

Puffin sits on stuffing

buffalo sits on mistletoe

dragon fly sits on mince pie

crocs sit in chocs

great dane sits on champagne

honey bee sits on Christmas tree

This Christmas don't be a fool, visit Waitrose for your festive yule!

Giraffs drink swift halfs

One rainy day Rudolf the hairy reindeer was leading the fairy sleigh when he slid into the ruddy, muddy mere where he adhered like glue, although Santa cared, he had nothing to wear and scurried home to his lair and sent his frog and mare to rescue the reindeer and gave him some hay saying 'Don't worry it's only May.'

"Fleas jump at the chance to go ahead"

Cast sit on laps an nap and nap.

Kittiwakes eat pretty cakes

Ants sit in pants

Goats sit on coats

spiders sit on tigers

Flies sit on the eyes

Hens sit on pens

Bats sit in hats

Hogs sit on logs

Is someone really gonna wade through this lot?

Snowmen with snowballs, snowwomen have no balls.

hehe.

The Snowman likes to say "YO MAN",
Robins ride on Tobaggans,
The Reindeers are being a pain, dear.
The donkey walks wonkey,
in the school nativity play.

'It wasn't me' said Grumpy as the sprouts made him pumpy.

Nut Roast sits happily in my dish and the turkey is granted his Christmas wish xxxxx

Macaws sit on Santa Claus

A ladybird eats lemon curd,
but goats eat oats,
snakes eat cornflakes,
centipedes eat swedes,
fish eat relish,
pigs eat figs,
leeches eat peaches,
chimpanzees eat cheese,
dogs eat yule logs,
but reindeer drink beer!

Toads sit on loads
and loads of roads

Oi Frog, don't do anything rash, 'yule' love the waitrose log with it's coating of ganache!