This tale accurately describes the experiences of my late Mother as a WAAF during WW2. I've written it in her local Geordie vernacular, so it comes with an Oxford English health warning. Every word is true. Hope you enjoy it... :-)
When me Mam was a WAAF.
Me Motha was a clever lass, if shuh’d been born teday,
So many more life chances would hev clearly come her way.
An’ as fer education, shuh’d have come oot at the top,
An’ hev gone te University, the cream o’ hor school’s crop.
But times were very diff’rent, an’ shuh had nee expectation,
So ended up in fact’ry whork, not much o’ a vocation.
When war broke oot, shuh saw hor chance te get away from there,
An’ volunteered te join the WAAF’s, an answer to hor prayer,
Te give horsel’ a better chance, te get an education,
While ahlso deein’ ahll shuh could for wor beleaguered Nation.
The Air Force saw shuh had a brain, an’ helped hor on her mission,
Thuh trained that lass, top o’ her class, an aircraft electrician.
Thuh posted her te Hemswell, a busy bomber base,
Where Lancasters an’ Wellingtons became hor forst workplace.
A grade one electrician, shuh supervised a “mate”,
But the lad shuh ended up with woz anythin’ but great.
A Welshman knahn as “Dinghy Dai”, te hor was passed on doon,
As nee-one wanted him aroond, a clumsy young buffoon.
He got his name from pressin’ buttons, such a careless trait,
An’ dinghys sittin’ in the wings would rapidly inflate.
Supposed te make the circuit safe, before he did his test,
He’d sometimes just forget to, even though he tried his best.
So workin’ on a Lancaster one windy Autumn day,
Me Motha in the cockpit, testin’ switches for the fray.
Shuh got te “Master Armament”, and shouted doon te Dai,
Te make the bomb bay bus bar safe, an’ he shouts back : “Why aye!”
So smilin’ at his Geordie, shuh tests that vital switch,
As lights ahll torn from red te green, shuh feels the aircraft twitch.
Shuh puts it doon te gusty winds, but then sees through the glass,
Some people who ahll run away, across the airfield’s grass.
“That NAAFI van’s come early, ah could use a cuppa tea,
Ah’ll finish up, then hev a sup, as quick as ah can be.. “
But shuh saw then in the distance, a line of people there,
Ah’ll wavin’ at hor madly with their arms up in the air.
As shuh climbed doon from that bomber, such a scary sight shuh foond,
A dorty great block-bustah bomb, just lyin’ on the groond.
As lang as three old dustbins, an’ if the fuse had fired,
There’d be no me, here tellin’ yee, as Mam would have expired.
An’ as fer Dai, wuh say bye-bye, on aircraft there’s nee room,
Thuh move him to the hangar with his very own bass broom.
So ah can say that still teday, me Mam’s the only WAAF,
Te drop a bomb on English groond, whey man yez hev te laugh…
Photograph above : My late Mother, Mary Ann Burns, age 19.