Reading glasses should be sold in packs of six then, when I am reading, doing patchwork, squinting at the computer, deciphering the phone messages, and trying to find a teenie weenie number in my phones memory I can just stretch out and there they will be! And as an added bonus, as my long distance specs are generally under my nose but playing hide and seek then I could put on these to find them.
Oh, and taking out splinters from tiny fingers, helping with homework, and finding other half's tablets which he has dropped somewhere.