Days spent with GS Charlie are carefree. My husband, Michael McCarthy, wrote a poem that sums up my feelings. It is in the Geordie vernacular but I think every grandparent will understand where we are coming from!
Grandma Duzzent Care
When on me weekly visit, ah make an ahwful mess,
With yoghurt on the sofa, an’ on me Grandma’s dress,
Ah play with stuff ah shouldn’t touch, explorin’ everywhere,
Ah can be a little divil, but Grandma duzzent care.
Shuh hez te move the ornaments, much higher up the wahll,
But still ah try te reach up high, ah want te touch them ahll.
It’s only curiosity that makes wuh climb up there,
Ah knocked a plant-pot owwah, but Grandma duzzent care.
Ah luv ahll knobs n’ switches, ah can see a little light,
As ah torn them ahll from off te on, ah giggle with delight.
Ah torned the volume up te full, it made a mighty blare,
Me Grandpa neahly dropped his tea, but Grandma duzzent care.
Ah luv te see them buses evvah since ah had a ride,
Ah’m ahlwus wantin’ liftin’ up te see them pass ootside.
Ah knah ah’m getting’ heavy, an’ ah knah that it’s not fair,
When ah dee hor creakin’ back in, but Grandma duzzent care.
Shuh loves me sittin’ on hor lap, a fav’rite place fer me,
Ah’m wahrm an’ safe there with her, an’ as happy as can be.
Ah can cover her with bruises, as ah wriggle roond on there,
But shuh still gives wuh a cuddle, as Grandma duzzent care.
An’ when it comes te meal times, as ah reelly love me scran,
Ah try te feed mesel’ an’ when it doesn’t gan te plan,
Ah splatter ahll that grub aroond, an’ get some in me hair,
So much clart is quite an art, but Grandma duzzent care.
So ahlthough ah’m quite a handful, an’ ah wear me carers oot,
The love ah get ah won’t forget, of that there is nee doot,
In ahll me little mischiefs, an’ whatever that ah dee,
It gans te show, ah’ll ahlwus know, me Grandma cares for me..