Celebrity self isolators

If Americans were included I'd be dragging Richard Gere in the door but sadly no.

No Americans, this is a UK initiative. We will be entertained by the Rolling Stones of course. Then Shakin' Stevens fans will be happy that he'll be joining us.

Joan Bakewell said that she is self isolating on a radio interview

Joan Collins, Harrison Ford, Clint Eastwood, Tom Jones, Priscilla Presley, Bobby and Jack Charlton, Eve Pollard, David Attenborough, Mary Berry, Pru Leith, Angela Rippon, Gloria Hunniford......oh I must stop!

Peter Gabriel will be there, but not Phil Collins. On the downside Jonathan King and Gary Glitter might knock at the door but we won't open it (or are they still in jail?) ?

Private jets.

How though? Can't seem to fly anywhere!

Some good music then Juliet! I think Ringo is in the USA so he won't be there. And Cliff will go to his island. I'm just wondering how many others might leave the country. ?
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Don't forget Corbyn!

Cliff, Jagger, Paul McCartney, Ringo, Roger Daltrey, Rod Stewart. Could be noisy!! but I’m feeling younger already.

Andrew Neil is 70. He won't like self isolating as he can't do his TV programme unless he does it by Skype.

Actually, I didn't really mean we would be locked up together. I meant who else will be self isolating who are over 70. But you can lock us all up with some interesting people if you like.

Mmm. I’d quite like to be locked up with Martin Shaw or Bill Nighy ?
(Btw Princess Anne is not quite 70!)

Kim Woodburn is 77 so will be locked up.

I don't want to be locked up with a load of old people

Oh, they are all under 70!

Sorry, George and Sandi don't qualify as they are way too young. We need older people for the lock up.

Yes, Michel Roux Jnr (easy on the eye too so you can keep George Clooney)
One of those cleaning women, is it Aggie or Kim?
Someone who can sing/keep us entertained but is not too demanding

She is 61, so fairly "vulnerable"

Ok, Michel Roux senior died recently, but he was over 70, so is George Clooney. How old is Sandi?

Elegran

Given a choice, I'd have Michel Roux to cook, Sandi Toksvig for conversation, and George Clooney for the rest.

Katie Hopkins isn't over 70, nor is Boris. I was thinking more along the lines of Joanna Lumley, Helen Mirren etc. So many famous celebrities are over 70.

Oh, forget it, they already have the virus.

I think you're safe Elegran, Katie Hopkins isn't 70 yet!

I think I'll join Tom Hanks and his wife on the Gold Coast.
The problem is, how to get there.