Ha ha Grammaretto but the sign doesn't say when 
My hospital appointment was cancelle; the Ophthalmologist has Covid. So I asked the shuttle to take me to my doctor's, first to hand in my re-enrolment form - and to leave a box of Xmas biscuits for the staff.
I also took a RAT kit with me. This is a selftesting kit but needs eyesight I don't have.
I asked at reception if anyone could help me with it.
"No, sorry, no clinical staff are available for testing".
"But this is a self-testing kit, you don't need clinical experience" said I, beating my head against the brick wall of indifference.
They didn't even say thankyou for the biscuits. 
I asked at the adjacent pharmacy with the same result, even though I am obviously in the vulnerable category and almost 5,000 new cases of Covid were reported last week and we are still being urged to 'stay safe' and have the RAT.
I'm not ill and if pozzi, I shall be out of the isolation period by Saturday, so can attend the Kawe mate. The test was to protect my homecare ladies really, so I'll warn them before they come in - I can do no more.
I'm very happy to hear your MiL is improving Grammaretto
I wasn't going to ask the BLV to help me with the test, Cherry as they are all blinder than me
. Perhaps I should have asked the dogs?
I needed to tell them I could be pozzi, just in case.
They didn't care.
So I had a wonderful Frangelico cake and rich chocolate ice cream for dessert. Yum.
And I won a raffle box of Xmas goodies.
Glad you are feeling a lot better dear Cherry
long may it continue.
Yes, I now think there were two coffee mornings and they got mixed up. Doesn't matter to me who puts free coffee and cake in front of me! I had fun.
It’s still quite chilly, windy and wet so I’m glad to stay home and keep warm, complete the gift-wrapping and listen to an excellent Frances Brody book. She writes about Kate Shackleton, born in 1891, a Yorkshire war widow turned detective who lives and works in all the places familiar from my childhood. Lovely.