Dear 'bear', your comment, " What is now being taught in schools is Oxford English grammar, which is different again and is formulated in Latin grammar, which is why so much of it doesn't make sense" struck home as my daughter who studied Latin explained the split infinitive rule to me and it made perfect sense - in Latin!
don't have a problem with under 16's having free bus travel,BUT
How many pair of twins have you met?
Daughter not allowed to know new baby’s name until she visits him

