Reintroduction of Secondary modern schools for majority of children.

Why will you be happy? Does it affect you in some way?

Yes of course it does!

How on earth is getting 50 per cent of school leavers into university good for the UK and industry if they can't even spell or construct a sentence properly? It's one of the main complaints company recruitment bosses have about graduates.

And you know for a fact that they can't write correctly, do you? Are you a recruitment boss?

There's no point anyway. If they could write correctly, they'd become orthography 'experts' and people would sneer at them. Being an expert is just so last year!

Are you suggesting that all those who go to university can't spell or construct a sentence properly? All 50% of school leavers?
Your sentence may be constructed properly, but your logic leaves something to be desired.

Presumably the 50% who don't go to university can't spell either, so that means none of them can spell (allegedly).

Wow, the whole 100%! I can't be blamed, I gave up teaching over 25 years ago.

Hope you appreciated the maths there.

50 + 50? Errrmmm...no, sorry! Can't do that! I've run out of fingers...and toes.

It's that dratted Daily what's it again, telling porkies.

No, I think I read it in the Guardian actually...