From today's DT
"THE badly burned body of an “au pair” has been found in the garden of a £900,000 London home and a middle-aged couple arrested on suspicion of murder
The couple, believed to be French nationals, were detained by police on Wednesday night after the remains of a person, who has not been identified, were found in a garden on Wimbledon Park Road, Wandsworth. The couple, described as a 40-year-old man and a 34-year-old woman, are believed to live at the address with their two children, who have been taken into care"
I would not have thanked anybody for calling me "middle-aged" at 34 or even 40 for that matter.
But what does that make the majority of us?
Divorce at 66 - I'm scared to be alone
The most shocking proposition you've ever received? - odd requests
Procrastination - what are you putting off?