This takes the Speculaas(biscuit)

?wealthy? Elder gilder Gelder

As somebody said in the DT today - doesn’t he realise everybody lies about their age on Tinder?

By the way I am a glamorous 20 year old black woman. I defy anyone to challenge me on that!

OMG! This story has now hit Australian news! Just so bizarre. ?

Well if a 30 year old man can say he is 15 and go to school in England why not!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-46070239

The world has lost touch with common sense it appears.

Just when you think you've heard it all something else crops up! How ridiculous. As you say Auntieflo I hope he'll pay his pension back

I read this and thought he must be being facetious, surely? Mind you, so many people are "identifying" with one thing or another these days.

Your heart just sinks when you read such nonsense.
DH read this to me when he brought me my morning tea, and my first thought was, well he’ll have to repay any pension received before he was entitled, by age, to receive it. Stupid man/person.

That cheered up my morning, I agree with Riverwalk the man has a point.
Apricity you made me chuckle too, good to have some fun threads on GN.

Well he has a point on this self-identifying nonsense.

It’s worth a try I suppose?
But he’ll have to wait another 20 years for his pension/bus pass/ hearing aids.

(What or who would you identify as? )

Would that get rid of my wrinkles?

????

Oh Mawbroon! ? That is priceless. The mind boggles!

Poor Mr Ratelbrand, resident 'self help guru' of the wondrously named Gelderland just wants to move to Youngerland where he can rattle away on his Tinderbox without the stigma of being an elder Gelder. ?

Monty Python move over!