I accept they can be very helpful, but today I was driving out of Tesco and she said "you're going the wrong way down a one way street".
Luckily I was compos mentis and realised it was a mistake. I was in the middle of a queue going the same way.
What went wrong?
Did you think you were poor growing up?
What is the most random school memory you have?
I shall pay my son more heed in future!