Re: eggs in the microwave.
I hard boiled an egg for a sandwich once, but after I took the shell off and cut it in half the yolk was still runny. As it was already shelled and cut open, I put it in the microwave to finish it off.
I blitzed it for a few seconds without any problem at all, it was still intact when I took it out and put it on the worktop. Then I touched it with the fork, and......
BANG!!!
In a split second me and the kitchen were both redecorated with scrambled egg. Up the wall, all over the worktop, under the cupboards, on the floor, the ceiling, down the front of my jumper. And a considerable amount of egg on face.......