I once went to open an egg at my mother's as she had a couple in the fridge. It exploded, revealing a black inside. It was even past the bad smell stage. I didn't check how old it was. It may even have dated back to the times before eggs had dates on them!
Have you stopped buying papers?
Confused by ancient posts popping up on ‘top threads’ alert on email
) ie one of those nylon scrubbers which you use on yourself and some shower gel or shampoo, scrub the glass doors then rinse.
let's hope she is buying you more for Christmas.