Christmas cookies
1 cup of water
1 teas baking powder
1 cup of sugar
1 teas salt
1 cup brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup of nuts 2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Method
Sample the Cuervo to check quality
Take a large bowl,check the Cuervo again, pour one level cup and drink
Turn on the electric mixer
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl
Add one peastoon of sugar, beat again
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok.
Try one more cup just in case
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
Chuck in a cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the Turner
If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaters pry it loose with a drewsiver
Sample the Cuervo to check got tonsisticity
Next sift two cups of salt or something...
Who gives a sheet. Check the Cuervo
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add a spoon of sugar or whatever you can FIND
Grease the oven
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees without falling OVER
Don't forget to beat off the Turner
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove into the dishwasher
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