For those of you who like to bake, I posted this last year but a reminder won't go amiss.
Jose Cuervo Christmas cookies.
I cup of water
1 teas baking powder
1 cup sugar
1teas salt
1 cup brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality
Take a large bowl, check Cuervo again.
Turn on the electric mixer
Beat one cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar, Beat again.
At this point its best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok.
Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixery thing.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl.
Then chuck in a cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the dried fruit gets gets stuck in the beaters, just try to prise it loose with a drewsciver.
Check the Cuervo for tonsisticity.
Next sift 2cups of salt or something.
Who gives a sheet. Check the Cuervo
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table
Add a spoon of sugar or anything you can find.
Greashe the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360degrees, try not to fall over.
Dont forget to beat off the turner
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish off the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Enjoy??