Limerick

A charming old Grandad in Perth
Was known for his wit and his mirth
Fond of practical jokes
A thoroughly decent old bloke
And not the least bit aware of his worth

Has anyone seen my old teddy?

Has anyone seen my old teddy?
He answers to the name of Eddie

Has anyone seen my old teddy?
He answers to the name of Eddie
He got left on a train

Has anyone seen my old teddy?
He answers to the name of Eddie
He got left on a train
Which was a bit of a pain

Has anyone seen my old teddy?
He answers to the name of Eddie.
He got left on a train
Which was a bit of a pain,
And I miss him so much in my beddy byes

A lovestruck young lady from Dover

A lovestruck young lady from Dover
Was heartbroken when he said "it's over"

A lovestruck young lady from Dover
Was heartbroken when he said "it's over"
She wept in her hanky

A lovestruck young lady from Dover
Was heartbroken when he said "it's over"
She wept in her hanky
Missed his hanky-panky

A lovestruck young lady from Dover
Was heartbroken when he said "it's over"
She wept in her hanky
Missed his hanky-panky
And married her lurcher named Rover.

A handsome young farmer from Ely

A handsome young farmer from Ely
Came over a bit touchy-feely

A handsome young farmer from Ely
Came over a bit touchy-feely
His wandering hands

handsome young farmer from Ely
Came over a bit touchy-feely
His wandering hands
Wandered uncharted lands

Handsome young farmer from Ely
Came over a bit touchy-feely
His wandering hands
Wandered uncharted lands
And she knocked him from Ely to Seelye

There once was a sailor from Looe

There once was a sailor from Looe
Who went in search of his crew

There once was a sailor from Looe
Who went in search of his crew
But his crew were at sea

There once was a sailor from Looe
Who went in search of his crew
But his crew were at sea
And so were we!

There once was a sailor from Looe
Who went in search of his crew
But his crew were at sea
And so were we!
So he got on a plane and he flew.

There once was a girl called Rose

There once was a girl called Rose
Who had a rather large nose

There once was a girl called Rose
Who had a rather large nose
You could see it from space

There once was a girl called Rose
Who had a rather large nose
You could see it from space
All over her face

There once was a girl called Rose
Who had a rather large nose.
You could see it from space
All over her face
In fact it was quite adipose

A young man went wooing in Stoke

A young man went wooing in Stoke
A very adventurous bloke

A young man went wooing in Stoke
Despite the fact he was broke