Limerick

There was an old man in distress

There was an old man in distress
Who polished his car in a dress

There was an old man in a dress
Who polished his car in a dress,
His wife said ‘that’s strange’

There was an old man in a distress
Who polished his car in a dress,
His wife said ‘that’s strange’
People will think you're deranged

There was an old man in a distress
Who polished his car in a dress,
His wife said ‘that’s strange’
People will think you're deranged
And you're making a hell of a mess.

Merlot, you have to star off next one. ?

There was a pole dancer named Sue

There was an old man in distress
Who polished his car in a dress,
His wife said ‘that’s strange’
People will think you're deranged
So he stripped and wore even less!

There was an old woman who sneezed

???

Use Merlot’s mine was stuck in a time warp!

There was a pole dancer named Sue,
Who desperately needed the loo

There was a pole dancer named Sue
Who stood in the Tescos queue

Another time warp. Sorry

There was a pole dancer named Sue,
Who desperately needed the loo
But crossing her legs

There was a pole dancer named Sue,
Who desperately needed the loo
But crossing her legs
Keeping hold of her kegs

Good night Annie?

Wrong post!!!

There was a pole dancer named Sue,
Who desperately needed the loo
But crossing her legs
Keeping hold of her kegs

There was a pole dancer named Sue,
Who desperately needed the loo
But crossing her legs
Keeping hold of her kegs
She wished she could just jump the queue!

The storm was blowing a hoolie

The storm was blowing a hoolie
While the boy scouts all sang 'Ging gang goolie.'

The storm was blowing a hoolie
While the boy scouts all sang 'Ging gang goolie.'
The scout leader was shocked

The storm was blowing a hoolie
While the boy scouts all sang 'Ging gang goolie.'
The scout leader was shocked
He cried, 'Ooooh, I've been mocked!'