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CherryHatrick Fri 27-Oct-17 17:56:23

Copy and paste the previous line/s to your post before adding your own.

There once was a Gran with lumbago

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Squiffy Fri 27-Oct-17 23:50:17

The storm was blowing a hoolie
While the boy scouts all sang 'Ging gang goolie.'
The scout leader was shocked
He cried, 'Ooooh, I've been mocked!
And now I feel such a foolie!

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Squiffy Fri 27-Oct-17 23:51:06

It's time I was heading for home

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Bellanonna Sat 28-Oct-17 00:06:35

It’s time I was heading for home
Tomorrow I’m flying to Rome

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Greyduster Sat 28-Oct-17 08:54:43

It’s time I was heading for home
Tomorrow I’m flying to Rome
To wander the Forum

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Bellanonna Sat 28-Oct-17 09:00:31

It’s time I was heading for home
Tomorrow I’m flying to Rome
To wander the Forum
With perfect decorum

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Marydoll Sat 28-Oct-17 09:29:59

It’s time I was heading for home
Tomorrow I’m flying to Rome
To wander the Forum
With perfect decorum
Carrying my travel log tome.

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Marydoll Sat 28-Oct-17 09:31:46

There was an old lady from Cork

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Greyduster Sat 28-Oct-17 09:44:00

There was an old lady from Cork
Who met up with a man on a walk

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Luckygirl Sat 28-Oct-17 09:47:35

There was an old lady from Cork
Who met up with a man on a walk
"'Tis handsome you are"

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Marydoll Sat 28-Oct-17 09:53:47

There was an old lady from Cork
Who met up with a man on a walk
"'Tis handsome you are"
"I know we'll go far"

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JoyBloggs Sat 28-Oct-17 10:39:50

There was an old lady from Cork
Who met up with a man on a walk
"'Tis handsome you are"
"I know we'll go far"
Tho' worried the neighbours might talk

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Luckygirl Sat 28-Oct-17 10:41:39

Very good Joy!

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Luckygirl Sat 28-Oct-17 10:42:18

JoyBloggs - have you got a first line for us for the next limerick?

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JoyBloggs Sat 28-Oct-17 10:58:47

Oops, sorry, give me minute!

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JoyBloggs Sat 28-Oct-17 11:00:55

A funny old fella called Fred

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Bellanonna Sat 28-Oct-17 11:21:52

A funny old fella called Fred
Found it so hard to get out of bed

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merlotgran Sat 28-Oct-17 11:31:19

A funny old fella called Fred
Found it so hard to get out of bed
When he put on his socks

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Bellanonna Sat 28-Oct-17 11:43:33

A funny old fella called Fred
Found it so hard to get out of bed
When he put on his socks
And chose one of his frocks ?

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trisher Sat 28-Oct-17 12:21:14

A funny old fella called Fred
Found it so hard to get out of bed
When he put on his socks
And chose one of his frocks
"Well now I am Freda" he said

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trisher Sat 28-Oct-17 12:22:29

A girl was riding her bike

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Squiffy Sat 28-Oct-17 12:48:34

A girl was riding her bike
It beat going round on a trike

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CherryHatrick Sat 28-Oct-17 14:33:26

A girl was riding her bike
It beat going round on a trike
She kept ringing her bell

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Marydoll Sat 28-Oct-17 14:44:06

A girl was riding her bike
It beat going round on a trike
She kept ringing her bell
Shouting, with a loud yell

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merlotgran Sat 28-Oct-17 15:31:25

A girl was riding her bike
It beat going round on a trike
She kept ringing her bell
Shouting, with a loud yell
'I'm so glad that the police are on strike'

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merlotgran Sat 28-Oct-17 15:31:56

A man with a rather large nose

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