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CherryHatrick Fri 27-Oct-17 17:56:23

Copy and paste the previous line/s to your post before adding your own.

There once was a Gran with lumbago

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JackyB Mon 13-Nov-17 07:22:23

I’m thinking of starting a diet
The 16:8 - I really must try it!
They say it's quite good
And I won't miss my pud

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downtoearth Mon 13-Nov-17 07:42:07

I’m thinking of starting a diet
The 16:8 - I really must try it!
They say it's quite good
And I won't miss my pud
They have bought out a book I must buy it

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downtoearth Mon 13-Nov-17 07:43:28

Now if I could win the lottery

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Marydoll Mon 13-Nov-17 08:39:02

Now if I could win the lottery
I'd buy a pretty seaside property

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trisher Mon 13-Nov-17 10:35:21

Now if I could win the lottery
I'd buy a pretty seaside property
With a beautiful view

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JackyB Mon 13-Nov-17 11:49:18

Now if I could win the lottery
I'd buy a pretty seaside property
With a beautiful view
And a swimming pool, too

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Luckygirl Mon 13-Nov-17 12:11:46

And a bath chair for when I get tottery

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Luckygirl Mon 13-Nov-17 12:12:05

There once was a gran with no teeth.

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Luckygirl Mon 13-Nov-17 12:12:46

Sorry - failed to follow protocol - tut, tut!

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Bathsheba Mon 13-Nov-17 12:49:11

There once was a gran with no teeth,
With a bald headed husband called Keith

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CherryHatrick Mon 13-Nov-17 12:54:06

There once was a gran with no teeth,
With a bald headed husband called Keith
He said give us a kiss

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Luckygirl Mon 13-Nov-17 13:16:14

There once was a gran with no teeth,
With a bald headed husband called Keith
He said give us a kiss
You cute little miss

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JoyBloggs Mon 13-Nov-17 14:50:01

There once was a gran with no teeth,
With a bald headed husband called Keith
He said give us a kiss
You cute little miss
Or nothing to you I'll bequeath

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JoyBloggs Mon 13-Nov-17 14:50:41

I once had a takeaway curry

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trisher Mon 13-Nov-17 15:19:34

I once had a takeaway curry
Which I ate in rather a hurry

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JackyB Mon 13-Nov-17 15:58:57

I once had a takeaway curry
Which I ate in rather a hurry
I'm regretting it now

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trisher Mon 13-Nov-17 18:10:21

I once had a takeaway curry
Which I ate in rather a hurry
I'm regretting it now
It's repeating and how

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Marydoll Mon 13-Nov-17 18:48:06

I once had a takeaway curry
Which I ate in rather a hurry
I'm regretting it now
It's repeating and how
So I'm off to see Doctor Murray.

There was a Gransnetter whose head

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JoyBloggs Mon 13-Nov-17 19:40:42

There was a Gransnetter whose head
Itch'd so much the day she was wed

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trisher Mon 13-Nov-17 19:57:40

There was a Gransnetter whose head
Itch'd so much the day she was wed
She scratched all the time

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Marydoll Mon 13-Nov-17 20:09:10

There was a Gransnetter whose head
Itch'd so much the day she was wed
She scratched all the time
But the day turned out fine

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Bathsheba Mon 13-Nov-17 22:25:13

There was a Gransnetter whose head
Itch'd so much the day she was wed
She scratched all the time
But the day turned out fine
And got even better in bed blush

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Bathsheba Mon 13-Nov-17 22:27:41

Oh I do miss my youthful figure

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Marmight Mon 13-Nov-17 22:33:55

Oh I do miss my youthful figure
I seem to get bigger and bigger

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Bellanonna Mon 13-Nov-17 22:38:12

Oh I do miss my youthful figure
My waist gets increasingly bigger

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