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Limerick

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CherryHatrick Fri 27-Oct-17 17:56:23

Copy and paste the previous line/s to your post before adding your own.

There once was a Gran with lumbago

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Bellanonna Mon 13-Nov-17 22:38:39

Sorry!! As you were

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Marydoll Mon 13-Nov-17 22:58:19

Oh I do miss my youthful figure
I seem to get bigger and bigger
My tummmy's so round

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Marydoll Mon 13-Nov-17 22:59:03

Sorry! Too many mmmmmmmmms

Oh I do miss my youthful figure
I seem to get bigger and bigger
My tummy's so round

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Bellanonna Mon 13-Nov-17 23:40:42

It’ll soon reach the ground

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Chewbacca Tue 14-Nov-17 00:17:09

Oh I do miss my youthful figure
I seem to get bigger and bigger
My tummy's so round
It’ll soon reach the ground
And my friends are beginning to snigger

My friends got a cat called Balloo

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Jangran99 Tue 14-Nov-17 00:53:11

My friends got a cat called Balloo,
He really should be in a zoo

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Bellanonna Tue 14-Nov-17 09:53:12

My friends got a cat called Balloo
He really should be in a zoo
His miaow is a roar

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Marydoll Tue 14-Nov-17 09:56:10

My friends got a cat called Balloo
He really should be in a zoo
His miaow is a roar
Which can be heard next door

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Bellanonna Tue 14-Nov-17 10:03:31

My friends got a cat called Balloo
He really should be in a zoo
His miaow is a roar
Which can be heard next door
And sometimes in other towns too

There once was a lady called Maud

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henetha Tue 14-Nov-17 10:05:13

There once was a lady called Maud
Who committed a terrible fraud

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trisher Tue 14-Nov-17 10:27:43

There once was a lady called Maud
Who committed a terrible fraud
Though she always denied it

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Squiffy Tue 14-Nov-17 10:37:13

There once was a lady called Maud
Who committed a terrible fraud
Though she always denied it
And tried hard to hide it

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JoyBloggs Tue 14-Nov-17 13:00:09

There once was a lady called Maud
Who committed a terrible fraud
Though she always denied it
And tried hard to hide it
Her protests were widely ignored

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JoyBloggs Tue 14-Nov-17 13:01:40

A fella called Fred went to Spain

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CherryHatrick Tue 14-Nov-17 13:04:23

A fella called Fred went to Spain
Saying "I for one vote to Remain"

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Squiffy Tue 14-Nov-17 13:22:06

A fella called Fred went to Spain
Saying "I for one vote to Remain"
He donned a mantilla

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CherryHatrick Tue 14-Nov-17 13:28:18

A fella called Fred went to Spain
Saying "I for one vote to Remain"
He donned a mantilla
Bought a three bedroomed villa

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lemongrove Tue 14-Nov-17 13:49:05

A fella called Fred went to Spain
Saying “I for one vote to Remain”
He donned a mantilla
Bought a three bedroomed villa
All his pals thought he had gone insane!

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lemongrove Tue 14-Nov-17 13:50:10

I just bought a large Christmas Pud

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Chewbacca Tue 14-Nov-17 14:10:53

I just bought a large Christmas Pud
And I'm hoping it's going to be good

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Bathsheba Tue 14-Nov-17 16:35:43

I just bought a large Christmas Pud
And I'm hoping it's going to be good
It's pumped full of brandy

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CherryHatrick Tue 14-Nov-17 16:44:21

I just bought a large Christmas Pud
And I'm hoping it's going to be good
It's pumped full of brandy
(Rum makes me feel randy)

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Squiffy Tue 14-Nov-17 18:04:07

I just bought a large Christmas Pud
And I'm hoping it's going to be good
It's pumped full of brandy
(Rum makes me feel randy)
I'll hide some in my coat's hood.

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Squiffy Tue 14-Nov-17 18:04:38

I'm fed up with weather that's drizzly

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Bellanonna Tue 14-Nov-17 18:49:48

I’m fed up with weather that’s drizzly
My husband’s especially grizzly

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