Limerick

Edward liked to swim in the sea
Unlike the rest of the bourgeoisie,
He said "I'm not too proud
To say it out loud
It's my favourite place for a pee"

There was a young lady from Kent

There was a young lady from Kent
Who enjoyed spending time in a tent

There was a young lady from Kent
Who enjoyed spending time in a tent
She camped in the hills

There was a young lady from Kent
Who enjoyed spending time in a tent
She camped in the hills
And got lots of thrills

There was a young lady from Kent
Who enjoyed spending time in a tent
She camped in the hills
And got lots of thrills
'Til the day when her tent pegs got bent

I once bought some pegs from a gypsy

I once bought some pegs from a gypsy
When she made them she must have been tipsy

I once bought some pegs from a gypsy
When she made them she must have been tipsy
They were nine inches long

I once bought some pegs from a gypsy
When she made them she must have been tipsy
They were nine inches long
And not very strong

I once bought some pegs from a gypsy
When she made them she must have been tipsy
They were nine inches long
And not very strong
And they didn't have much of a grip,say

Young Jim stowed away on a liner

Young Jim stowed away on a liner
As he hoped it would take him to China

Young Jim stowed away on a liner
As he hoped it would take him to China
But it went the wrong way

Young Jim stowed away on a liner
As he hoped it would take him to China
But it went the wrong way
And needless to say

Young Jim stowed away on a liner
As he hoped it would take him to China
But it went the wrong way
And needless to say
He now lives in South Carolina.

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Aunt Beryl’a gone soft in touch he head

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Aunt Beryl’s gone soft in the head

Aunt Beryl’s gone soft in the head
She's insisting she ought to get wed

She's now eighty eight

Aunt Beryl’s gone soft in the head
She's insisting she ought to get wed
She's now eighty eight
So perhaps a bit late

Aunt Beryl’s gone soft in the head
She's insisting she ought to get wed
She's now eighty eight
So perhaps a bit late
For leaving poor old Uncle Fred

There once was a cat down in Deal

There once was a cat down in Deal
That was fed only salmon each meal

There once was a cat down in Deal
That was fed only salmon each meal
It preferred pink to red

There once was a cat down in Deal
That was fed only salmon each meal
It preferred pink to red
And liked breakfast in bed

There once was a cat down in Deal
That was fed only salmon each meal
It preferred pink to red
And liked breakfast in bed
Which it guzzled with gluttonous zeal

There was an old biddy called Dot

There was an old biddy called Dot
Who owned an Alsatian named Spot