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CherryHatrick Fri 27-Oct-17 17:56:23

Copy and paste the previous line/s to your post before adding your own.

There once was a Gran with lumbago

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Jangran99 Fri 01-Dec-17 23:15:34

I once wished upon a star
It never got me very far
My wish was good
But misunderstood

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Bellanonna Fri 01-Dec-17 23:30:48

I once wished upon a star
It never got me very far
My wish was good
But misunderstood
And I only got a TOY car

I once had a friend called Michelle

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Jangran99 Fri 01-Dec-17 23:36:11

I once had a friend called Michelle
Who said,"I have no sense of smell

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Parsleywin Sat 02-Dec-17 00:20:32

I once had a friend called Michelle
Who said "I have no sense of smell
My nose is a waste

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Bellanonna Sat 02-Dec-17 00:22:28

I once had a friend called Michelle
Who said "I have no sense of smell
My nose is a waste
Affecting my taste

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Dec-17 00:29:18

I once had a friend called Michelle
Who said "I have no sense of smell
My nose is a waste
Affecting my taste
And my eyesight's not much good as well

It's funny how time slips away

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Parsleywin Sat 02-Dec-17 00:31:07

I once had a friend called Michelle
Who said "I have no sense of smell
My nose is a waste
Affecting my taste
And my ears are quite useless as well."

There was an old fella from Kent

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Parsleywin Sat 02-Dec-17 00:33:08

Oops, xd posts!

It's funny how time slips away
With such wonderful word games to play

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Dec-17 00:35:50

It's funny how time slips away
With such wonderful word games to play
We could stay up all night

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NannyTee Sat 02-Dec-17 01:25:50

Till it's once again light

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NannyTee Sat 02-Dec-17 01:27:49

It's funny how time slips away
With such wonderful word games to play
We could stay up all night
Till it's once again light

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Bellanonna Sat 02-Dec-17 09:01:42

It's funny how time slips away
With such wonderful word games to play
We could stay up all night
Till it's once again light
Starting over again the next day

And Parsley’s

There was an old fella from Kent

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MissAdventure Sat 02-Dec-17 09:03:58

There was an old fella from Kent
Whose legs were incredibly bent

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trisher Sat 02-Dec-17 11:10:40

There was an old fella from Kent
Whose legs were incredibly bent
All who saw them cried out

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Luckygirl Sat 02-Dec-17 11:36:17

There was an old fella from Kent
Whose legs were incredibly bent
All who saw them cried out
If he wasn't so stout

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Luckygirl Sat 02-Dec-17 11:36:51

(Reminds me of a similar limerick, but it was not his legs that were bent!)

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NannyTee Sat 02-Dec-17 11:56:28

There was an old fella from Kent
Whose legs were incredibly bent
All who saw them cried out
If he wasn't so stout
He'd be a straight legged old gent.

There was a young hippy from China

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CherryHatrick Sat 02-Dec-17 12:05:48

There was a young hippy from China
Who's pet was a glossy black Mynah

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MissAdventure Sat 02-Dec-17 12:25:35

There was a young hippy from China
Who's pet was a glossy black Mynah
It whistled and sang

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Luckygirl Sat 02-Dec-17 12:46:06

There was a young hippy from China
Who's pet was a glossy black Mynah
It whistled and sang
In avian slang

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trisher Sat 02-Dec-17 13:40:41

There was a young hippy from China
Who's pet was a glossy black Mynah
It whistled and sang
In avian slang
Unrepeatable things to a minor.

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trisher Sat 02-Dec-17 13:41:25

There was a young lass from Newcastle

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MissAdventure Sat 02-Dec-17 14:00:13

There was a young lass from Newcastle
Who put on each nipple, a tassel

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FarNorth Sat 02-Dec-17 14:52:12

There was a young lass from Newcastle
Who put on each nipple, a tassel
And then, greatly daring,

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MissAdventure Sat 02-Dec-17 15:42:31

There was a young lass from Newcastle
Who put on each nipple, a tassel
And then, greatly daring,
And without even caring

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