Limerick

I sit up on Gransnet all night
With my iPad and small bedside light

I sit up on Gransnet all night
With my iPad and small bedside light
New friends to be made

I sit up on Gransnet all night
With my iPad and small bedside light
New friends to be made
And great games to be played

I sit up on Gransnet all night
With my iPad and small bedside light
New friends to be made
And great games to be played
But next morning I find I feel sxxxx

I'd love a few weeks in the sun

FarNorth -

I'd love a few weeks in the sun
Take a young lover to provide the fun

I'd love a few weeks in the sun
With my very good friend Sally Lunn

I'd love a few weeks in the sun
Take a young lover to provide the fun

I'd love a few weeks in the sun
With my very good friend Sally Lunn
Covered in sun lotion

(You can choose which lines start this)

I'd love a few weeks in the sun
Take a young lover to provide the fun
Covered in sun lotion
We'd frolic in the ocean

I’d love a few weeks in the sun
Take a young lover to provide the fun
Covered in sun lotion
We’d frolic in the ocean
And then I’d confess “I’m a nun”

I don’t seem to sleep very well

I don't seem to sleep very well,
It's just my idea of hell

I don't seem to sleep very well,
It's just my idea of hell
As the hours go by

I don't seem to sleep very well,
It's just my idea of hell
As the hours go by
I ask myself why?

I don't seem to sleep very well,
It's just my idea of hell
As the hours go by
I ask myself why?
If you know the reason ,please tell.

I used to be quite good at knitting

I used to be quite good at knitting
But these days I start, then keep quitting

I used to be quite good at knitting
But these days I start, then keep quitting
My fingers go numb

I used to be quite good at knitting
But these days I start, then keep quitting
My fingers go numb
And so does my bum

I used to be quite good at knitting
But these days I start, then keep quitting
My fingers go numb
And so does my bum
If I spend so much time on it sitting!

I wish I could run like I used to

I wish I could run like I used to
And run with the wind in my hair

downtoearth it's supposed to rhyme.

I wish I could run like I used to
But now when I run I amuse you

I wish I could run like I used to
But now when I run I amuse you
My belly sure wobbles

I wish I could run like I used to
But now when I run I amuse you
My belly sure wobbles
And my bad leg it hobbles

I wish I could run like I used to
But now when I run I amuse you
My belly sure wobbles
And my bad leg it hobbles
And my derriere is best out of view

I once wished upon a star

I once wished upon a star
It never got me very far

I once wished upon a star
It never got me very far
My wish was good