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CherryHatrick Fri 27-Oct-17 17:56:23

Copy and paste the previous line/s to your post before adding your own.

There once was a Gran with lumbago

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trisher Tue 05-Dec-17 13:57:57

A Clanger is long in the snout
All pink and knitted and stout
They whistle to speak

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NannyTee Tue 05-Dec-17 16:10:07

A Clanger is long in the snout
All pink and knitted and stout
They whistle to speak
And the little ones squeak

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trisher Tue 05-Dec-17 20:09:21

A Clanger is long in the snout
All pink and knitted and stout
They whistle to speak
And the little ones squeak
From holes that they pop in and out.

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trisher Tue 05-Dec-17 20:10:33

I went for a walk by a river

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Dec-17 21:22:34

I went for a walk by a river
To fall in was not very clever

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Bathsheba Tue 05-Dec-17 22:23:40

I went for a walk by a river
To fall in was not very clever
I get swept downstream

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Bellanonna Tue 05-Dec-17 22:59:31

I went for a walk by a river
To fall in was not very clever
I get swept downstream
(Not everyone’s dream)

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Dec-17 23:32:53

I went for a walk by a river
To fall in was not very clever
I get swept downstream
(Not everyone’s dream)
Will I do it again? Not ever!

I thought I would go for a hair cut

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FarNorth Wed 06-Dec-17 00:27:11

I thought I would go for a hair cut
But would you believe it, the shop's shut!

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Squiffy Wed 06-Dec-17 00:42:38

I thought I would go for a hair cut
But would you believe it, the shop's shut!
I took out my shears

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NannyTee Wed 06-Dec-17 04:25:20

Which cut off my ears

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NannyTee Wed 06-Dec-17 04:26:35

I thought I would go for a hair cut
But would you believe it, the shop's shut!
I took out my shears
Which cut off my ears

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JackyB Wed 06-Dec-17 06:53:15

I thought I would go for a hair cut
But would you believe it, the shop's shut!
I took out my shears
Which cut off my ears
Later the salon girls just said "Tut tut"

Till Christmas we have nineteen days

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Luckygirl Wed 06-Dec-17 08:39:53

Till Christmas we have nineteen days
The Christmas tree's now all ablaze

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Bellanonna Wed 06-Dec-17 08:58:27

Till Christmas we have nineteen days
The Christmas tree’s now all ablaze
The angel’s on top

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Bathsheba Wed 06-Dec-17 10:03:48

Till Christmas we have nineteen days
The Christmas tree’s now all ablaze
The angel’s on top
Christmas music non-stop

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NannyTee Wed 06-Dec-17 13:46:46

Till Christmas we have nineteen days
The Christmas tree’s now all ablaze
The angel’s on top
Christmas music non-stop
And DH is wrestling with the beer bottle top

I wish I was a Movie star

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Bathsheba Wed 06-Dec-17 15:04:35

NannyTee the last line of a Limerick is supposed to rhyme with the first two lines, not the middle two.

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NannyTee Wed 06-Dec-17 15:36:37

Till Christmas we have nineteen days
The Christmas tree’s now all ablaze
The angel’s on top
Christmas music non-stop
And DH in kitchen with beer as he sways.

I wish I was a movie star

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FarNorth Wed 06-Dec-17 18:03:45

I wish I was a movie star
I would be loved both near and far

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MissAdventure Wed 06-Dec-17 18:39:32

I wish I was a movie star
I would be loved both near and far
My diction clear, such style, such grace!

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NannyTee Wed 06-Dec-17 19:12:20

And smug expressions on my face

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NannyTee Wed 06-Dec-17 19:13:10

I wish I was a movie star
I would be loved both near and far
My diction clear, such style, such grace!
And smug expressions on my face

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NannyTee Wed 06-Dec-17 19:52:18

I keep ruining them . Sorry I won't bother any more blush

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FarNorth Wed 06-Dec-17 19:57:23

Don't worry NannyTee. We're not exactly Wordsworth here. smile

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