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CherryHatrick Fri 27-Oct-17 17:56:23

Copy and paste the previous line/s to your post before adding your own.

There once was a Gran with lumbago

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FarNorth Wed 06-Dec-17 20:00:10

I wish I was a movie star
I would be loved both near and far
My diction clear, such style, such grace!
And smug expressions on my face
In my chauffeur driven car.

I've never been far from my home

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Bellanonna Wed 06-Dec-17 20:21:03

I’ve never been far from my home
The furthest I’ve been is to Frome

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NannyTee Wed 06-Dec-17 20:28:31

Thanks FarNorth . I will just read from now on. Saves getting my knuckles rapped hahaha

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Marydoll Wed 06-Dec-17 22:02:35

I’ve never been far from my home
The furthest I’ve been is to Frome
I like to stay in,

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Bellanonna Wed 06-Dec-17 22:07:26

I’ve never been far from my home
The furthest I’ve been is to Frome
I like to stay in
With a bottle of gin

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Grandma2213 Wed 06-Dec-17 22:46:54

I’ve never been far from my home
The furthest I’ve been is to Frome
I like to stay in
With a bottle of gin
While trying to write a good poem.
(pronounced 'pome' of course!)

We're expecting a terrible storm

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MissAdventure Wed 06-Dec-17 22:52:29

We're expecting a terrible storm
So wear vest, hat, and gloves and stay warm

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Marydoll Wed 06-Dec-17 22:59:17

We're expecting a terrible storm
So wear vest, hat, and gloves and stay warm
Stay away from the trees

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MissAdventure Wed 06-Dec-17 23:00:35

We're expecting a terrible storm
So wear vest, hat, and gloves and stay warm
Stay away from the trees
And wrap scarves around knees

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Jangran99 Thu 07-Dec-17 00:14:36

We're expecting a terrible storm
So wear vest, hat, and gloves and stay warm
Stay away from the trees
And wrap scarves around knees
And don't say we didn't inform

Do you think I should travel by bus?

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MissAdventure Thu 07-Dec-17 00:36:09

Do you think I should travel by bus?
Quite frankly you're making a fuss!

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Grandma2213 Thu 07-Dec-17 02:06:32

Do you think I should travel by bus?
Quite frankly you're making a fuss!
My bus pass is free

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FarNorth Thu 07-Dec-17 03:08:15

Do you think I should travel by bus?
Quite frankly you're making a fuss!
My bus pass is free
And fills me with glee

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Jangran99 Thu 07-Dec-17 07:33:38

Do you think I should travel by bus?
Quite frankly you're making a fuss!
My bus pass is free
And fills me with glee
And other drivers I don't have to cuss

The shops are so crowded today

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Marydoll Thu 07-Dec-17 07:49:44

The shops are so crowded today
In the stores for long, I won't stay

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Jangran99 Thu 07-Dec-17 08:05:56

The shops are so crowded today
In the stores for long, I won't stay
You get shoved or ignored

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Marydoll Thu 07-Dec-17 08:14:48

The shops are so crowded today
In the stores for long, I won't stay
You get shoved or ignored
Pushed about by the hoards

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Jangran99 Thu 07-Dec-17 08:26:07

The shops are so crowded today
In the stores for long, I won't stay
You get shoved or ignored
Pushed about by the hoard
And then queue for hours just to pay.

Storm Caroline is raging outside

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Marydoll Thu 07-Dec-17 08:32:01

Storm Caroline is raging outside
So under the stairs, I will hide grin

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Luckygirl Thu 07-Dec-17 11:16:09

Storm Caroline is raging outside
So under the stairs, I will hide
The slates will come crashing

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NannyTee Thu 07-Dec-17 11:35:42

Storm Caroline is raging outside
So under the stairs, I will hide
The slates will come crashing
The chimney stack bashing

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CherryHatrick Thu 07-Dec-17 12:59:00

Storm Caroline is raging outside
So under the stairs, I will hide
The slates will come crashing
The chimney stack bashing
A hole in the roof four feet wide.

Wales used to be known for its slate

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Luckygirl Thu 07-Dec-17 13:51:56

Wales used to be known for its slate
Which is not much help on a date

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MissAdventure Thu 07-Dec-17 13:56:44

Wales used to be known for its slate
Which is not much help on a date
Which is probably why

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Luckygirl Thu 07-Dec-17 16:05:01

Wales used to be known for its slate
Which is not much help on a date
Which is probably why
My young lover Dai

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