Limerick

There once was a lady who lunched
Unfortunately, she crunched and she crunched
Her companions cringed
While loudly she binged
And stole food from their plates which she munched

A handsome young fella called Seamus

A handsome young fella called Seamus
Had a burning desire to become famous

A handsome young fella called Seamus
Had a burning desire to become famous
At the X factor audition

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A handsome young fella called Seamus
Had a burning desire to become famous
At the X factor audition
He achieved his ambition

A handsome young fella called Seamus
Had a burning desire to become famous
At the X factor audition
He achieved his ambition
Like many another ignoramus

If this should be a White Christmas

If this should be a White Christmas
Then all of my dreams would come true

Forget that . It is meant to rhyme sorry .

If this should be a White Christmas
I may miss midnight mass

If this should be a White Christmas
I may miss midnight mass
I'd be so entranced

If this should be a White Christmas
I may miss midnight mass
I'd be so entranced
Watching the children dance

This one more in keeeping with Xmas.

If this should be a White Christmas
I may miss midnight mass
I'd be so entranced
Watching the snowflakes dance

If this should be a White Christmas
I may miss midnight mass
I'd be so entranced
Watching the snowflakes dance
I'd forget to make this Limerick scan.

The snowfall has brought out the gritters

The snowfall has brought out the gritters
It gives me the terrible jitters

The snowfall has brought out the gritters
It gives me the terrible jitters
When they throw out that grit

The snowfall has brought out the gritters
It gives me the terrible jitters
When they throw out that grit
It can sting quite a bit

The snowfall has brought out the gritters
It gives me the terrible jitters
When they throw out that grit
It can sting quite a bit
But without it we'd all have the skitters.

I once made a man out of snow

I once made a man out of snow
And chose him to be my new beau

I once made a man out of snow
And chose him to be my new beau
I snuggled up tight

I once made a man out of snow
And chose him to be my new beau
I snuggled up tight
For the whole of the night

I once made a man out of snow
And chose him to be my new beau
I snuggled up tight
For the whole of the night
And when I woke up he did go

I still haven't put up my tree

I still haven't put up my tree
Don’t worry, cos neither have we

I still haven't put up my tree
Don’t worry, cos neither have we
But we did buy the goose

I still haven't put up my tree
Don’t worry, cos neither have we
I have it in mind

Oops...after you Chewbacca