Limerick

I still haven't put up my tree
Don’t worry, cos neither have we
But we did buy the goose
And the booze and the juice

I still haven't put up my tree
Don’t worry, cos neither have we
But we did buy the goose
And the booze and the juice
And everyone's welcome for free.

I shovelled my front path today

I shovelled my front path today
The snow had got right in my way

I shovelled my front path today
The snow had got right in my way
It was up to my knees

I shovelled my front path today
The snow had got right in my way
It was up to my knees
Making both my legs freeze

I shovelled my front path today
The snow had got right in my way
It was up to my knees
Making both my legs freeze
So now I've got frostbite..Hooray !

My Christmas Tree is moulting

My Christmas Tree is moulting
It already looks quite revolting

My Christmas Tree is moulting
It already looks quite revolting
The fairy's in tatters

My Christmas Tree is moulting
It already looks quite revolting
The fairy's in tatters
Not that it matters

My Christmas Tree is moulting
It already looks quite revolting
The fairy's in tatters
Not that it matters
I’m just so fed up with the whole thing

I once knew a man ten feet tall

I once knew a man ten feet tall
And one evening we went to a ball

I once knew a man ten feet tall
And one evening we went to a ball
He was too tall to dance

I once knew a man ten feet tall
And one evening we went to a ball
He was too tall to dance
The Lancers and prance

I once knew a man ten feet tall
And one evening we went to a ball
He was too tall to dance
The Lancers and prance
So he just lay on the floor of the hall

There was a pale maiden from Bath

I once knew a man ten feet tall
And one evening we went to a ball
He was too tall to dance
The Lancers and prance
So we flowers just stood by the wall

I'm just off to do Xmas shopping

SorryLucky ,didn't refresh

There was a pale maiden from Bath

There was a pale maiden from Bath
Who lived underneath the flightpath

There was a pale maiden from Bath
Who lived underneath the flightpath
So her eardrums were shot

There was a pale maiden from Bath
Who lived underneath the flightpath
So her eardrums were shot
And she so lost the plot

There was a pale maiden from Bath
Who lived underneath the flight path
So her eardrums were shot
And she so lost the plot
She new not her elbow from her ath

Sorry!! - lowering the tone!

There was an old codger from Leek

There was an old codger from Leek
Who went begging 5 days of the week

There was an old codger from Leek
Who went begging 5 days of the week
With so scant success

There was an old codger from Leek
Who went begging 5 days of the week
With so scant success
He was forced to undress

There was an old codger from Leek
Who went begging 5 days of the week
With so scant success
He was forced to undress
And left all his clothes in a mess!!

Once there was a rocking chair

Once there was a rocking chair
That was badly in need of repair