Limerick

Ignore that - I was on the wrong page!!

Isn't this a great thread?

The pantomime horse got a shock
When the audience all started to gawk

The pantomime horse got a shock
When the audience all started to gawk
It said “which end is which”

The pantomime horse got a shock
When the audience all started to gawk
It said “which end is which”
I've developed an itch

The pantomime horse got a shock
When the audience all started to gawk
It said “which end is which”
I've developed an itch
Is it in my head or my hock?

Captain Hook developed a twitch

Captain Hook developed a twitch,
Something akin to an itch,

Captain Hook developed a twitch,
Something akin to an itch,
He fell overboard

Captain Hook developed a twitch,
Something akin to an itch,
He fell overboard
His crew, they all roared

Captain Hook developed a twitch,
Something akin to an itch,
He fell overboard
His crew, they all roared
Coz his pants needed more than a stitch.

A hunky young builder called Billy

A hunky young builder called Billy
Was finding the weather too chilly

A hunky young builder called Billy
Was finding the weather too chilly
He bought a new vest

A hunky young builder called Billy
Was finding the weather too chilly
He bought a new vest
To put to the test
And pulled down over his willy

A hunky young builder called Billy
Was finding the weather too chilly
He bought a new vest
Which warmed up his chest

There was a young lady called Flossy
Who was incredibly bossy

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I'm a bit worried about the options for the last line

Have I gone wrong

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There was a young lady called aFlossy
Who was incredibly bossy
She liked to be first

A hunky young builder called Billy
Was finding the weather too chilly
He bought a new vest
Which warmed up his chest
Despite it looking totally silly!

There was a young lady called Flossy
Who was incredibly bossy
She liked to be first
With ruby lips pursed