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Limerick

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CherryHatrick Fri 27-Oct-17 17:56:23

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There once was a Gran with lumbago

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Marydoll Sat 28-Oct-17 15:33:55

A man with a rather large nose
Which reached all the way to his toes

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TerriBull Sat 28-Oct-17 16:12:16

A man with a rather large nose
Which reached all the way to his toes
An aitichoo emerged

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merlotgran Sat 28-Oct-17 16:40:19

A man with a rather large nose
Which reached all the way to his toes
An aitichoo emerged
His feet were submerged

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Bellanonna Sat 28-Oct-17 16:47:17

A man with a rather large nose
Which reached all the way to his toes
An aitichoo emerged
His feet were submerged
As were his doublet and hose

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Bellanonna Sat 28-Oct-17 16:48:18

A cat with a very long tail

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Galen Sat 28-Oct-17 16:55:56

A cat with a very long tail
Decided to go fo a sail

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BBbevan Sat 28-Oct-17 17:02:38

A cat with a very long tail
Decided to go for a sail
He ended in France

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lemongrove Sat 28-Oct-17 17:14:02

A cat with a very long tail
Decided to go for a sail
He ended in France,
Did a very short dance

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Bellanonna Sat 28-Oct-17 17:19:04

And then thought, let’s go, there’s a gale

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Bellanonna Sat 28-Oct-17 17:19:59

A cat with a very long tail
Decided to go for a sail
He ended in France,
Did a very short dance
And then thought, let’s go, there’s a gale

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Bellanonna Sat 28-Oct-17 17:20:33

A very posh lady was seen

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Squiffy Sat 28-Oct-17 17:46:36

A very posh lady was seen
Her language was really obscene

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merlotgran Sat 28-Oct-17 18:06:02

A very posh lady was seen
Her language was really obscene
On her way to a shop

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JoyBloggs Sat 28-Oct-17 18:17:07

A very posh lady was seen
Her language was really obscene
On her way to a shop
She flung abuse at a cop

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merlotgran Sat 28-Oct-17 18:31:10

A very posh lady was seen
Her language was really obscene
On her way to a shop
She flung abuse at a cop
Coz he thought she was really the Queen.

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merlotgran Sat 28-Oct-17 18:32:11

There once was a pantomime dame

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Lindylou51 Sat 28-Oct-17 18:36:26

There once was a pantomime dame
Who wanted a moment of fame

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Chewbacca Sat 28-Oct-17 18:38:40

There once was a pantomime dame
Who wanted a moment of fame
So she whipped off her top

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Marydoll Sat 28-Oct-17 18:42:42

There once was a pantomime dame
Who wanted a moment of fame
So she whipped off her top
And revealed all she'd got blush

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BBbevan Sat 28-Oct-17 18:44:28

But there wasn't much there, what a shame

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Squiffy Sat 28-Oct-17 18:45:19

There once was a pantomime dame
Who wanted a moment of fame
So she whipped off her top
And revealed all she'd got blush
The audience thought she was game! blushblush

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Squiffy Sat 28-Oct-17 18:45:41

The pantomime horse got a shock

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Auntieflo Sat 28-Oct-17 18:46:40

There once was a pantomime dame
Who wanted a moment of fame
So she whipped off her top
And revealed all she'd got
Which showed we're all just the same

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Greyduster Sat 28-Oct-17 18:54:21

Who said “now madam, let’s not be so mean!”

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Marydoll Sat 28-Oct-17 18:54:53

The pantomime horse got a shock
When the audience all started to gawk

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