Limericks - 3

Ten toddlers were outside cavorting
While their parents were in the pub, snorting

Some of these rhymes make me laugh
But I've been known to make the odd gaffe blush
Surely this adds to the pleasure?
And enriches our leisure
So say I, the pig and giraffe.

Ten toddlers were outside cavorting

Some of these rhymes make me laugh
But I've been known to make the odd gaffe blush
Surely this adds to the pleasure?
And enriches our leisure

Some of these rhymes make me laugh
But I've been known to make the odd gaffe blush
We'll always forgive

Some of these rhymes make me laugh
But I've been known to make the odd gaffe blush
Surely this adds to the pleasure?

Some of these rhymes make me laugh
But I've been known to make the odd gaffe

There’s never a right time to say,
That you wish they would all go away,
They won’t take the hint,
Munch their After Eight Mint,
Then frolic about in the hay.

Some of these rhymes make me laugh

There's never a right time to say
That you wish they would all go away
They wont take the hint
Munch their After Eight mint

There's never a right time to say
That you wish they would all go away
They wont take the hint

There's never a right time to say
That you wish they would all go away

On Friday we'll throw a big party
Let's turn up all hale and hearty
Let the merriment start
It gladdens the heart
Think I'm tempted to be a bit naughty

There's never a right time to say

On Friday we'll throw a big party
Let’s turn up all hale and hearty
Let the merriment start
It gladdens the heart

On Friday we'll throw a big party
Let’s turn up all hale and hearty
Let the merriment start

On Friday we'll throw a big party
Let’s turn up all hale and hearty

Oops again!
Forgot new line for next limerick

On Friday we'll throw a big party

Oops should say GNs NOT GPS!

We could do rhymes with no reason
Think carefully then ease in
Going wrong is no big deal
Though it makes GPS squeal
We certainly can't compare it to treason!

We could do rhymes with no reason
Think carefully then ease in
Going wrong is no big deal
So - worried we need not feel

We could do rhymes with no reason
Think carefully, then ease in
Going wrong is no big deal
Though it makes GNs squeal

We could do rhymes with no reason
Think carefully, then ease in
Going wrong is no big deal

We could do rhymes with no reason
Think carefully, then ease in

I've certainly messed up this fine thread
I mustn't post when it's time for bed
But we still enjoy taking part
I suppose poetry is a form of art
Or should we start knitting instead?

We could do rhymes with no reason

I've certainly messed up this fine thread
I mustn't post when it's time for bed
But we still enjoy taking part
I suppose poetry is a form of art

I've certainly messed up this fine thread
I mustn't post when it's time for bed
But we still enjoy taking part

Elrel you and me both.