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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

Elrel Sun 08-Apr-18 17:36:48

He says he'll watch TV tonight
But nothing to give him a fright
He'll watch footie and golf
With his little son Rolf
And sleep without a nightlight.

There once was a young man from Rhyl

Barberdice Sun 08-Apr-18 16:46:53

He says he'll watch TV tonight
But nothing to give him a fright
He'll watch footie and golf
With his little son Rolf

Marydoll Sun 08-Apr-18 15:35:26

He says he'll watch TV tonight
But nothing to give him a fright
He'll watch footie and golf

Squiffy Sun 08-Apr-18 15:30:29

He says he'll watch TV tonight
But nothing to give him a fright

Barberdice Sun 08-Apr-18 14:56:40

There once was a greedy teddy
Whose Brekkie was always ready
He scoffed and he scoffed
Sitting in the hayloft
Until he was ready for beddy!

He says he'll watch TV tonight

Bathsheba Sun 08-Apr-18 14:34:40

There once was a greedy teddy
Whose Brek was always Reddy
He scoffed and he scoffed,
Sitting in the hayloft

Squiffy Sun 08-Apr-18 14:04:19

There once was a greedy teddy
Whose Brek was always Reddy
He scoffed and he scoffed

FarNorth Sun 08-Apr-18 13:31:04

There once was a greedy teddy
Whose Brek was always Reddy

Elrel Sun 08-Apr-18 11:58:47

These rhymes are usually so funny
They make me feel happy and sunny
I giggle and smile
At their lighthearted style
Let's try one about bears and honey!

There once was a greedy teddy

Squiffy Sun 08-Apr-18 11:55:32

These rhymes are usually so funny
They make me feel happy and sunny
I giggle and smile
At their lighthearted style

Marydoll Sun 08-Apr-18 11:44:20

These rhymes are usually so funny
They make me feel happy and sunny
I giggle and smile

Bathsheba Sun 08-Apr-18 11:42:19

These rhymes are usually so funny
They make me feel happy and sunny

henetha Sun 08-Apr-18 11:09:38

I once had a hairdo with ringlets
All the staff in the salon wore singlets
Hair was tied up in rags
All the staff puffed their fags
With pink faces like the back end of piglets.

Writing limericks is really good fun

Marydoll Sun 08-Apr-18 11:05:13

I once had a hairdo with ringlets
All the staff in the salon wore singlets
Hair was tied up in rags
All the staff puffed their fags
Whilst feeding their tiny pet piglets confused.

These rhymes are usually so funny

FarNorth Sun 08-Apr-18 10:46:47

Can't think of the next line, but having a good laugh! gringrin

NanKate Sun 08-Apr-18 08:07:06

I once had a hairdo with ringlets
All the staff in the salon wore singlets
Hair was tied up in rags
All the staff puffed their fags

Jangran99 Sun 08-Apr-18 08:04:11

I once had a hairdo with ringlets
All the staff in the salon wore singlets
Hair was tied up in rags

MissAdventure Sun 08-Apr-18 00:58:18

I once had a hairdo with ringlets
All the staff in the salon wore singlets

FarNorth Sun 08-Apr-18 00:30:38

I fell asleep and started to dream
Of hot chocolate, marshmallow and cream
Which taste so delicious
But alas were fictitious
So I woke with a very loud scream!!

I once had a hairdo with ringlets

Bathsheba Sat 07-Apr-18 23:45:07

I fell asleep and started to dream
Of hot chocolate, marshmallow and cream
Which taste so delicious
But alas were fictitious

Elrel Sat 07-Apr-18 23:16:17

I fell asleep and started to dream
Of hot chocolate, marshmallow and cream
Which taste so delicious

Bathsheba Sat 07-Apr-18 23:03:08

I fell asleep and started to dream
Of hot chocolate, marshmallow and cream

Barberdice Sat 07-Apr-18 22:50:02

I'm taking my cat to the vets
Shes the favourite one of my pets
She gave me a shock
By running amok
And insisting I pay all my debts!

I fell asleep and started to dream

Jangran99 Sat 07-Apr-18 22:42:59

I'm taking my cat to the vets
Shes the favourite one of my pets
She gave me a shock
By running amok

Barberdice Sat 07-Apr-18 22:36:21

I'm taking my cat to the vets
Shes the favourite one of pets
She gave me a shock

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